I must be honest, I thought this would have ended up in the pit about a week ago. After reading Stoids slabbering in this thread http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=597317, my first thoughts were, “Somebody Pit this fool already”. But you are a lazy bunch it seems, so I will just do it myself.
Stoid, lets face it, you are a clown. A sad deluded clown wobbling through life desperately searching for that magical moment when you can exclaim to the world, “Its not my fault that I am fat, and here’s why!!!”.
Well, sorry to burst your grease bubble Stoid, it isnt going to happen. But wait! Maybe it has happened? You see, Stoid has read a book. A wonderful fatastical book that tells Stoid exactly what she wants to hear, isnt that just super! Gary Tubbys book, “Good calories, bad Stoid”, says that peoples metabolisms are different, and that fat people are fat not because they love bacon, but because they are different, they just work differently.
This cookbook is just the excuse Stoid needs for six pages of delusional rubbish such as:
Of course you can, Stoid you cad. And lets not forget the classic:
Just to be clear, I have no problem with some of the ideas presented in that thread. I do think people are different, and will lose weight in different ways. But Stoids attitude is just fucking unreal. Post after post of TLDR bullshit all proclaiming that she is now an expert, that everybody is groping blindly in the dark until they have read the book, that others just dont understand, and all the while ignoring the fat elephant in the room that all of these words are just Stoids delusions talking. Her delusion that there is a simple answer out there and that this book has it. The delusion that she was never to blame, that she got fat because of her genes, and the delusion that she stays fat because dieting techniques were wrong, not because she just eats too much and does fuck all exercise.
While I am at it. Stoid, your posting style sucks. Its been said before, but you only want to hear from people that agree with you. Everybody just gets ignored or spat at. If all you want is unrequited love why bother posting here, just get a fucking dog already. Then take it for a walk, who knows, that might help. I wonder if thats in the book?