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Hearing this to the tune of the Meow Mix song.
Oh it’s real all right; Wiki page here. It’s highly impure homemade desomorphine contaminated with shit like red phosphorus.
Nice of the Wiki page to show you how to synthesize it…
“Cats” ask for it by name.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing meff.
I lol’d.
If you’re pithy 'bout meth,
Just take a breath,
Conthider the thtakes of the game.
You’re not playing with death,
It ain’t Thakethpeare’th McBeth,
It’th jutht the drug’th thilly thtreet name.
But if I had to gueth
What was making this meth
I’d thay itth what futhineth’ bringth.
Trying to show clath,
But jutht being an ath,
Ith juth one of thothe mad Doper thingth.
-Bryan Ekerth, 2013
If everyone who thinks they are taking meth is really taking bath salts, why aren’t there more news reports about people eating other people’s faces?
Unlike most drug nicknames, the term “bath salts” doesn’t actually refer to any single drug. It usually refers to substances containing substituted cathinones or cannabinoids. Of course, the identity of the substituents can drastically change the effect of the drug, and it’s not like the packages have “ingredients” labels on them, so you really never know what you’re going to get. It’s kind of the Whitman’s Chocolate Sampler of drugs, if you will. The only thing you can really say about them as a class is that none of them have been extensively studied.
(Also, as far as anyone can tell, “bath salts” weren’t involved in the Miami incident. The only thing that guy tested positive for was marijuana.)
(PS. The OP of this thread is an idiot.)
Yeah well then, why did that guy eat that other guy’s face?
And, if the horse medicine doesn’t work, then might you shoot the horse?
I guess he got the munchies for a Miami Cheesesteak. (That is what they call hobo faces in Florida)
Now I’m picturing a guy high on bath salts vs. an enraged chimpanzee in a face-eating contest.
It’s pretty stupid to buy “bath salts” or “spice” when you can extract things like DMT from fairly common plants like pharalis arundinacea - a common grass. I guess people expect instant gratification.
Of course different plant sources can have other alkaloids and none of these drugs are without long term side effects. For example with DMT
And there’s also the purity of the reagents and solvents used in extract. But there are many techniques that can be used and you at least have a great deal of control here.
I… don’t think trying to solvent-extract your own drugs from some grass you found by a river is really all that much smarter than buying them from a gas station.
Assuming the plants grew in uncontaminated soil it is. The synthesis of most organic chemicals often involves a witches brew of highly toxic chemicals and you’re relying upon the chemist to get the process exactly right with pure reagents.
With extraction methods, you’re only concern is with the plant source which you control and the 3 or 4 often food grade chemicals you’re going to use in processing them for the extraction. Seems like a clear choice to me.
You know, there’s a reason that meth labs are usually designated toxic waste sites.
OH NO! Not toxic chemicals! 
Sure. That is because meth labs are illegal and thus completely unregulated. The whole reason that “bath salts” were popular was that up until recently when many states passed laws against them, they were legal. The things were manufactured by actual companies with actual chemists and actual quality control officers. With modern analytical techniques, detecting any significant impurity remaining from synthesis reactions that your own lab performed is trivially simple.
Trying to solvent-extract any one particular substance from some plant you found by a river that may or may not even be whatever you think it is (and who the hell knows what is in the river soil? The EPA, maybe. Not you, though.) without the aid of any kind of chromatography or spectroscopy device to determine the constituents or purity of the resulting sludge? Sorry, but it’s just not a great plan.
But hey, what do I know, right? I’m just a chemist. I have very little experience going around and eating stuff to see if it’s drugs. You think it’s fun, go right ahead.
If you think the companies manufacturing bath salts were following FDA GMP standards, you’re stoned. As for soil being contaminated, even that just come’s down to simple common sense.
But if you’re really that skittish, just buy sterile p. cubensis spore solutions on line. It’s completely legal and you can have a batch of magic mushroom on the substrate of your choice in about 2 months.
If you think they were just scraping the stuff out of roundbottoms and putting it in shipping bags, you’re… well… you’re wrong, anyway. I promise you that they know a shit-ton more about the synthesis reactions they are performing than you know about whatever you think you’re doing down by the river.
I am not sure what kind of “common sense” you use that allows you to detect contaminant levels in river soil, but I suspect it smells a lot like bonghits and old pee.
What, we’re back to buying again? Why not just culture your own spores out of stagnant marshwater? That’s what I do and it’s great. Gets me real high. Be sure to save the minnows because you can enhance the effect by grinding them up and smoking their tiny souls.
If you want to make this a pissing contest, do it on your own time.
Bath salts came from all sort of places - most unreliable. If you want to try to defend them as being top notch “labs”, knock yourself out.
As for p. arundinacea, that doesn’t just grow by rivers if you’d bothered to look. You can plant your lawn with it. So maybe reading before typing would be a good idea. In addition there are literally hundreds of other plants that make DMT and related alkaloids. It’s actually something of a mystery why it’s so common in nature.
As for getting high, I think you can probably stop right where you are.