Tonka (the cat) has been sitting and staring at me for at least 10 minutes.
It’s freakin’ me out, man.
Cats is weird.
He just made a ‘prrrrt’ noise. I said it mack to him and he took off. I think he wants to play. (I may have to put aside my data for a few minutes.)
You might have catnip stuck in your teeth. Go check in a mirror.
He’s waiting for you to discover the half a mouse.
My cat is staring at me because he wants the comfy chair. Sorry cat, I have school work, I need the comfy chair. Go to bed.
He never sits where I’m sitting. He usually stays close to ‘mom’. He’ll usurp her chair on occasion when she gets up, but normally he hangs out on the ottoman. Or on the back of the couch, over my left shoulder, where he is now.
You know in all of the horror movies, where the deep voice says, “Get out. Now.” Maybe you should listen to that voice.
Something I’m reminded of (TheOatmeal cat comic).
He’s trying to decide if you’d be better with teriyaki sauce or BBQ sauce.
StG
Might be time for some punitive cuddling. 
It worked. 
=^O.O^=
And you thought you could get away from it by going to the interwebs.
If he does it again, you might resort to cat yodeling
Isn’t there some rule about pictures and starting a thread mentioning cats? Or is that only if ‘cat’ appears in the subject line?
Pics here, and at least one more in that thread.
He’s plotting your demise. Duh.
That had me laughing so hard! Thank you for posting this!
So your weakness is eye-to-eye contact. There must be a medical term for that. I know it has implications in combat (this book about Miyamoto Musashi.) The best cure: state him/her/it down.
Maybe he was actually telepathically communicating with the mothership and you just happened to be in his eye line?