Straight Dope 5/19/2023: What are people celebrating on Cinco de Mayo?

The correct answer to the question is la primavera. Spring and warmer weather.

That’s funny… ( 364 days)

As a smart-ass eight-year old I would ask, “Do they have a 4th of July in Great Britain?”
“Of course not. Why would they?”
(Feigning puzzlement) “What do they do from the 3rd to the 5th then?”