Over the past two years and 6,000-odd posts, I have poured out my political opinions, opinions on religion and atheism, shared anecdotes about dubious sexual experiences, relationships, grammar, punctuation experiences in foreign cultures, HTML, employment, family, pets, etc. et bla-dy bla-dy bla c.
That’s it. As far as I can tell, I’ve spewed my entire brain onto this board. There’s nothing left in my head. I’m now an entirely empty vessel.
Listen: bongggggg. That’s the sound of my skull. Ah well. The SDMB has my entire mind now. I hope you enjoy it, and when I’m long gone you can use all this information to recreate my brain. Preferably in a jar full of formaldehyde, covered in electrodes and flashing lights, with a single eye floating in it and looking out at you.
They sell the tops of human skulls in Tibet to use as ashtrays or pot pourri holders. I think I know what you want mine for. Well, sure, why not? Won’t be the first time I’ve had THC in my cranium.
