Strangest things people have stolen

Not the kind of thing OP intended, but what popped into my mind is The Vanderbilt Trophy, awarded to the team which wins a prestigious contract bridge championship.

I don’t recall ever having a conversation with that thief, but he and I misspent part of our misspent youths together. This song reminds me of John Hadreas: I think I even saw him pull an old schedule of trains from his pocket once!