Rita Rudner asked this… it continues to perplex me:
If you mix flour and water, you get glue. If you add sugar and eggs, you get cake. Where does the glue go?
Well, OK, so it doesn’t perplex me. But now I want cake. damn
Every time I empty the dryer, this thought hits me:
If I put a sock in the dryer and let it run indefinately, will the sock eventually turn into lint?
If a tree in the woods fell on the bear would the Pope give a shit?
This one keeps me awake at nights
If you cut an olive in half… Would it become a half-ive?
All the answers can be found in a little vial, or piece of paper, or sugar cube, or geltab, or a stick of juicy fruit gum.
sometimes in a glass of water
I often think fish must get awfully tired of seafood. What are your thoughts, Hobson?
(SMACK)