This is what happens when youngsters get all Dewey-eyed.
Bunch of prudes. I thought librarians were down for some spice. I know I’ve seen a movie or two about that.
Why don’t you give the speech when you *hire *the students? Just change one sentence to condtional: if they do it, they get fired on the spot.
You might not hate the speech as much if you’re giving it to clothed, relatively bodily-fluid-free listeners.
Seriously, I do. It’s the second speech on my orientation agenda. Right after explaining that they must actually show up for work in order to get paid.
Dang, I worked security for a small university and had to walk the libraries many times, mostly at night and after closing. Never once encountered anyone having sex.
Encountered a couple making out in a room that was supposed to be locked. Told them I’d be back to lock it up in 10 minutes. They were gone when I came back.
Groannnn!
National Lampoon photo-funny:
Man to woman, both relaxing in bed: “Do you smoke after sex?”
Woman lifts up sheet, right over her “petticoat junction” and then turns to smile at him as she says “Yes!”
I was sad to learn that Stanford demolished Meyer library. While later on I learned that the stacks at Green were far more secluded, Meyer was the first location for me. I admit I did not work there, though. I might have drop a condom flower on the site of the former library when I go back for reunion.
Apparently you could improve in one respect.
Make that two.
You should tell them it’s too easy where you work, they don’t get any points unless they do it somewhere else.
Drinking. And sometimes that’s combined with sex.
Excellent advice! Doing in in the main tunnel vastly increases the chance of pregnancy.
Was this real sex, or just people introducing themselves to each other with sex hand shakes?
People should never have sex in the library. The library is for smoking weed.
The OP never said anything about what she actually allegedly observed other than some blankets on windows.
OP, what did you actually see? Do you know for certain it’s the student workers and not just people in the library?
The situation that brought on this rant was an arrest by a campus police officer who recently caught an amorous pair of student workers on the top floor of the library in a study cubicle having sex a little after 11:00 p.m. one night. The officer did not mention whether they had blocked a window or not. Because the library periodically (bad pun intended) has this sort of problem, campus police do sweeps of problem areas. That night they caught two people who apparently thought the police weren’t going to be round at that time (apparently it didn’t occur to them that the police might be smart enough to vary their schedules). The fact that these two people were also supposed to be (gasp) working just ads to the rant worthiness of their stupidity. In many years of library work I have caught people alone or in couples (I have yet to come across a threesome), having sex in the library. Unfortunately, it’s an irritating problem wherever people live together in groups that some people will be stupid and/or exhibitionists.
“She was only a librarian’s daughter, but you could get lost in her stacks!”
Don’t use top floor.
Cops like to search the limits of buildings.
Next floor down probably would’ve been OK.
I’ve come [del]across[/del] in a few, myself.
Oh, the things that girl could do with a tequila bottle . . .