I was outside in my front yard digging a flower bed earlier and I found some of the most interesting stuff, I swear.
An old broken flowerpot that was almost completely buried
A Superman action figure that looks like it has been buried for at least 10 years and is missing an arm
A rock (OK, this is not too interesting, but it was a frickin’ huge rock and I nearly busted the shovel on it)
A petrified Circus Peanut
This is almost better than when my grandpa would show me the collection of Indian arrowheads he’d found over the years on his farm. I didn’t even know Circus Peanuts COULD petrify like that. It was actually harder than the rock.