So there was a guy two stalls down suffering from a truly epic case of constipation, based on the grunting and effortful noises. After one especially heartrending groan, I heard him mutter to himself “I gotta get back to the gym.”
Uh, are there workout machines now to develop that particular set of muscles? :eek:
One day I was in the grocery store and had to pee, so I went into the men’s room. This isn’t a big store; the restroom has one urinal and one toilet in a separate stall. The urinal was my #1 choice.
As I stood there, another guy came into the room and entered the stall to do his business. Suddenly I hear his cellphone ringtone (I am guessing) go off, at full volume and in the actual voice:
I AM THE SU-PREME DA-LEK!:eek:
Fortunately I was in the shaking stage of my endeavor, so my laughter didn’t cause too much overspill.
As I left I said “Well… that was disturbing!”. He laughed too.
Still have no idea what the guy looked like. Maybe he actually was a Dalek?
Perhaps all that time bent over made it abundantly clear how large and obtrusive his gut was getting.
As someone with a gut, I have noticed the difficulty doing things like tieing my shoes. I can’t breathe when bent over that way because the large lump of stuff in the way.