Same report now as before. I haven’t counted the pages, it’s about 3/8" thick but some of it’s letters from the psychiatric review board. You in for the easy money?
You know, I took your story at face value, but this whole “bet” gambit has me thinking Hentor is on to something. Nobody is going to give enough of a shit about an internet argument with a troll to blow $500, and you know it. And I know that it doesn’t take $500 worth of motivation to snap a couple of cell phone pics from the relevant pages of the police report and throw 'em on imgur or photobucket. Unless you’re too dumb to know how to get pictures onto the internet, which is a distinct possibility.
Can kayaker put you down for just $100 then? The total only has to reach $500.
Yeah, but I have to make copies, sit there with a marker and black out personal data… Plus I kind of want to see the gungrabbers here lose something tangible.
Wow! 3/8 of an inch? So now it’s about 94 pages long! It is remarkable how this police report you’ve been given keeps growing.
Thanks very much for giving me the chance to pay you to prove you’re not a lying piece of shit.
It’s manila envelope full of papers. I never thought I would be challenged on how many pages were in it. 68 pages of assorted papers now that I counted.
Actually I’m giving you the opportunity to profit if you really think I’m lying.
Sorry, you must have mistaken me for someone who cares about seeing the police report. I don’t. It doesn’t really matter to me whether you’re telling the truth or not. I just wanted to point out that your gambit is backfiring.
I’m not challenging how many pages are in it. I’m observing that you originally said it was 30 pages long here:
But today, you said it was 50 pages long.
Now it appears to be “68 pages of assorted pages”. A police report of assorted pages that is more than twice the length you said it was back in March.
Um, no. I’m going to want to talk to the police dept. in question. Heck you don’t need to upload anything, just give us the police dept. and case file number, I’ll do the rest. Since you apparently have all the information available at your finger tips as we speak, it should only take you all of 15 seconds to post the info.
$100, charity of your choice! Easy money!
It is?
Back in March I was guessing, and I was guessing when I said 50. 68 I counted, so are you in?
That would give you his personal information (which he has stated he does not wish to release). Anyone can pull a case number and post it after all.
As I sit here with my popcorn - are you going to take on his wager?
Haha, I’m not giving out my personal information to a bunch of liberal freaks. Like I said, I would give a neutral 3rd party a copy of the report with personal info blacked out. And $100 to some charity isn’t enough, in fact it isn’t anything. If you guys don’t trust Kayaker we can find another 3rd party we all agree on I’m sure. And why are you getting so cheap DragonAsh, I thought you were supposed to be a millionaire.
I think I’ve said four or five times that I have no motive whatsoever to spare you looking like an evasive twat. How fucking stupid are you that you keep asking me to repeat that you look like an evasive twat?
You offered the report. You now suggest instead that people should put up money to get you to share the report. If you’re not motivated to follow through on your offer to prove you’re not lying, why the hell would I want to motivate you otherwise?
Go ahead and ask me a sixth time. Goddamn, you’re fucking stupid.
I just can’t help but mention that you won’t put your money where your mouth is.
You seem more familiar than I am with what I said back in March. Did I really say I would make my report public, or did I offer up the idea of a wager back then?
No it’s pretty clear that you are too scared to bet. All you had to do was say so. I just wanted to give you every opportunity. If you all had asked nice I might have shared it for free.
So then you should be willing to admit that people can find themselves in shitty neighborhoods with high crime rates (at least until they can save up enough to buy their property in the Keys)…right?
Yeah, its his life story is starting to sound like a made for tv movie. But its possible I suppose.
Why would the gun rights side flinch? As long as it came with some training. In fact there is a prpoject called the “armed citizen project” http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Armed_Citizen_Project and its all supported by donations from gun nuts. So why would the gun nuts suddenly decide that what they thought was good when paid for by donations would be bad when paid for by taxpayer dollars? Unless you think all gun nuts suck Ayn Rand’s cock.
I’d offer to escrow but based on some of the names I’ve been called, I think some of the people here would rather give their money to a raccoon for safekeeping.
So you could always use one of the online serives, I think they charge like 2%.
WHOA!!! slow down big spender.
Its not weaseling out when he bets you $1000 and you counter with $100 donation. Thats you trying to change the bet.
You mean the negative income tax? Negative income tax - Wikipedia
Which was it?
Yes. And your point is…?
Bull-fucking SHIT you little goat’s shit. It’s me trying to get him to agree to a bet that there’s no good reason for him to try and weasel out of. There’s no fucking way any of us are agreeing to send money ‘into escrow’ :rolleyes: to some random person on the Internet that none of us have ever met…but the beauty of online charity donations, you see, you little shithead, is that you can have any name you want show up as the donation (even though the credit / debit card payment itself is under your name.
If Mr I-really-do-have-a-police-report-no-really-I-do was serious, and/or if he really had a police report, he 100% absolutely would have posted something by now if for no other reason than to crow about it. ‘Oh, $100 isn’t enough, I’ll only do it for $500’. It’s so pathetic. You’re lying, fucking lowlife streaks of slime, spending your days licking musky drips of sweat of the other’s stinky ball sacks while masturbating to your gun du jour. Since you have so many of them, you know.
Seriously, just go back to whacking off into your favorite gun barrel.
No reason except it’s a petty amount and one where I won’t actually collect anything. If I’m going to bet I want to win for real, plus I have no way of knowing you would donate even if you lost, nor you if I lost. Not so if we have a neutral 3rd party hold the money.
It’s only $500 were talking about. You live in a 3 million dollar house right? So $500 is a pittance to you, right? If you don’t trust kayaker I’m sure we could find someone else, someone who is a long time poster who’s pretty neutral and a lot of people know. I’m fine with them getting 10% to do the deal.
I don’t expect it will make much difference to anyone’s opinion either way so I don’t expect to get much satisfaction out of proving I’m honest. I’ll definitely get some satisfaction buying a new gun with money I won from you gun grabbers. I’ll crow about that.
If your a millionaire who can’t afford a $500 bet then you’re pathetic.
Wow, that’s quite a tirade. Are emotional outbursts like that common with upper level management at most fortune 500 companies?
I’d be willing to do that as well. I’ve never used an online escrow. I imagine we would still need someone neutral to examine the report and decide if it looks legit, and they would have control over where the money went.
Feel free to pretend like you ‘won’ your pathetic little argument. The rest of us know what the score is.
Yeah it seems everyone, including you, thinks there is a pretty good chance my story is true, and it’s for sure that $500 is a great deal of money to you in particular. I hope them monthly alarm payments aren’t forcing you into chapter 13.