Stupid Gun news of the day (Part 1)

Mine were cited; I forget, were yours?

So wait…

You post a list, a highly inaccurate list,
And your standard is that ALL of the refutations must be accurate and cited,
But only ONE of your assertions needs to be true?

Yeah, that’s a good standard,
I think you need to get a job with a Police Shooting Investigation Board somewhere

That’s a low bar.

So you are demanding perfection from the rebuttal, but your personal standard is so low as to be almost nonexistent?
Keep digging, doofus.

To some, leaving a bag of dogshit on somebody’s front porch, ringing the doorbell, and running off snickering is entertaining. That was on that level.

Well then if he’s right then it means that sometime in history that some Democrat shot someone. which in turn proves that all guns are good or something or other.

This was more the equivalent of setting the bag on fire, stomping on it yourself, ringing the doorbell and standing there laughing in the respondent’s face while your shit-covered foot is on fire.

Will you go away forever if I acknowledge that ElvisL1ves is an incompetent moron who would in all likelihood shoot himself in the foot - at the very best - if he were given a gun?

I read it more as “I’m embarrassed as hell for having a gotcha backfire on me so I’ll say it was…entertaining, yeah that’s it”.

“Weaseling out of things is what separates humans from animals. Except weasels.” – H. J. Simpson

Does this qualify as stupid gun news?

Texas man shoots armadillo, bullet ricochets back into his face

Cass County Sheriff Larry Rowe said the man, who was not identified, went outside his home in Marietta, Texas, at around 3 a.m. local time Thursday morning. He spotted the armadillo on his property and opened fire.

“His wife was in the house. He went outside and took his .38 revolver and shot three times at the armadillo,” Rowe said.

The animal’s hard shell deflected at least one of three bullets, which then struck the man’s jaw, he said.

The man was airlifted to a nearby hospital, where his jaw was wired shut, according to Rowe.

The status of the animal is unknown.

“We didn’t find the armadillo,” the sheriff said.

The only way to stop a bad man with a gun is a good armadillo with a ricocheting armor plate. Will the NRA now lobby for armadillo piercing bullets?

But it was coming right at him!

He coulda got leprosy!

If the .38 Special wasn’t already regarded as inadequate, this clinches it.

I’ll be teaching my nephew how to handle pistols and how to shoot today. It’s good to know the basics, how to ensure a gun is safe and unloaded, how to safely handle a gun, and basic marksmanship. I’ll be in Santa Clara, CA. Anyone want to join?

Will you be teaching him any better than you’ve “taught” us?

I bin teechin you purty good.

Still waiting, chickenshit. Why are you so afraid to answer three very simple, non-incriminating questions? Guilty conscience, maybe?

Cite?

The nation rejoices at another potential Adam Lanza.

Your definition of “responsible gun ownership” is meaningless in light of all the killing done by “responsible” gun owners.

Ah! Another ElvisL1ves type cretin. Anybody who has a gun is “another potntial Adam Lanza?” Do you own a gun? If not, do you eschew ownership for fear of being “another Adam Lanza?”

What are you, stupid?