Stupid Gun news of the day (Part 1)

Ted Nugent again: “I Like To Sit Naked, Load My Gun Magazines, And Watch Megyn Kelly”

How do you “load” gun magazines? Is he admitting that he can’t read?

You do understand that “magazine” in this context doesn’t mean a publication, right? You are joking, right?

Not that I’m defending that idiot Nugent.

:smack::smack::smack:

Oh.

You probably haven’t had your coffee this morning.

More fully:

What makes our resident gun nuts any different from Nugent, other than his money, fame, and talent … and honesty?

The fact that he sits on the Board of Directors of the National Rifle Association?

And he *admits *to shitting his pants when faced with the prospect of somebody else shooting at him.

And they probably don’t drop hot brass on their stuff while reloading naked. Because they at least seem safety conscious and that sounds unsafe.

If you’re having trouble following the conversation, let me recap for you.

Someone suggested that we attach criminal liability to the owner when a gun is stolen from them and used in a crime. Someone else asked why we wouldn’t extend this theory to other things that can be used in crime, like knives. You decided that it was somehow relevant that guns can go off accidentally while knives cannot.

So I asked you if you were suggesting we limit the criminal liability to accidents that occur with stolen guns because your comment didn’t make much sense in context.

So it makes no impression on you at all that what you are advocating is in fact safety from assault for the strong and swift but the lone woman in a parking lot is up shit’s creek? This inability to admit that guns can be used to good purpose makes you see things through a very narrow prism.

Next time you post, have something to say in defense of yourself or your position. You are still doing good work to promote the image of gun control proponents as angry, dishonest idiots, but I have seen the whole of your act three or four times now and it is losing its freshness. You will long since have noted that nobody ever addresses any point you make, because you never have a point. Frothing retard is your thing and you never deviate. Bone is a serious, intelligent, and erudite fellow and I note he never bothers with you. I think I will take him as my role model.

Show how it happened.

And in this country FULL of idiots, idiots with 300 million guns. We have remarkably few deaths from accidental and negligent discharge.

So considering that there are 1800 stabbing murders per year.
~18 murders from assault weapons.
~300 murders from rifles of any sort (about twice as many are choked to death or beaten to death with a blunt object (not including fists/feet which accounts for another 500-800)
~300 from shotguns
~6000 from handguns
~1200 from unspecified firearms (some calibers of bullet are commonly fired from both handguns and long guns).

so if 1800 is a stopped clock, that seems in line with the combined deaths from all long guns. Can we consider long guns deaths a stopped clock too and treat them the same way you would treat knives?

If we eliminated all gun murders and assumed that they would not have been replaced with murder by other means, we would STILL have a much higher murder rate than the UK. Our stabbing murder rate is probably higher than your overall murder rate.

And if you recall, I got the gun to dry fire in a padded mailer by having the hammer cocked and pressing the trigger through the mailer. If auto-asshole jumping were an Olympic event, you lot would be medalists.

I don’t know how to comply with this request, as I don’t have any surveillance video of the incident. What should I do?

Which does not preclude an uncocked pre-1973 gun from firing spontaneously from a strike on the hammer.

How was the hammer struck through the padded mailer while it was in the worker’s hands? What, exactly, do you imagine him doing? Note the plural, from the article, “hands.” He had it in both hands. What are you picturing?

Keep laughing?

Obtain a pre-recall Blackhawk or other non-hammerblock design handgun. Should be easy, you seem to think them common. Load an empty primed cartridge under the lowered hammer. “Handle” the packaged handgun until you get the primer to go off with the package in your hands. Tell us how you managed this. Hell, go to Toys R Us, get a capgun and some caps and do it. Capguns have no safety devices and the little red plastic caps are more sensitive to impact than pistol primers.

The package could impact a surface while the worker is holding it in his hands. They have a lot of packages to process, it’s not like they are delivery babies. Did you think postal workers just stand there, holding packages in their two hands?