There has to be some kind of joke that could be made about premature something-or-other. Or maybe something about resale value.
Man sobbing in Emergency Room: “When she said she was wearing protection, I thought that meant ‘yes’!”
I’m sure the idea is that you carry the gun in your purse and smuggle an ounce of drugs in your vagina, but maybe she was a little too messed up to get that the right way round.
That’s not what the Concealed Carry Permit is for, ma’am.
So don’t use them to protect yourself, your love and tolerance will keep the bad men away, I promise.
If they’re that harmless, why do you object to them? 
They’re not harmless to you, are they? That’s who’s most likely to get hurt, along with anyone else in your house. We do care about you, we really do, and we care about your innocent victims even more.
That’s why.
Unless “we” are having a “bad day.” Then “we” might kill you and your entire family, right ElvisL1ves?
I had resolved to stop interacting with you - it’s too much like slapping a turd- but seeing an angry, ranting, hate-filled retard like you claim to care about other people, even sarcastically,was too much.
Damn. Now I need to go wash the shit off my hand and clean the walls where it splattered.
Have you ever stopped to consider how effectively you’re making people on your side appear to be responsible adults?
Because you’re doing the opposite, you know. You’re helping the sensible gun control view more than you obviously realize. And for that, you should be thanked.
Above it all. Again. I forgot an adjective in my previous post. You are a predictable, angry, ranting, hate-filled retard. Interacting with you is its own penalty.
Fuck…I just got the walls clean, and now look.
The longer you keep this up, the more good you’re doing.
Great job!
You really have an unhealthy obsession with feces. Trauma during toilet training perhaps?
Were you violated by your psychologist?
Back to your toddler rape infatuation. :rolleyes:
It’s worked for me for 61 years. 
Sure, if you live in a high-crime area, or if your work takes you into such places, or if someone’s stalking you with lethal intention, then having a gun to protect yourself makes all the sense in the world.
But for the vast majority of us who live and work and shop in places that are perfectly safe to navigate without a firearm within easy reach, and have deadbolts on our solid wood exterior doors to keep the largely hypothetical bad guys from breaking in, the risk from keeping a firearm is greater than the risk of being without one.
And when too many people in otherwise safe circumstances choose to arm themselves because they think they might be the ‘good guy with a gun’ who takes out an all-but-nonexistent ‘bad guy with a gun,’ this causes the risk of harm to the rest of us to go up, not down. Because not all ‘good guys’ are good guys all the time, and not all ‘responsible gun owners’ exercise appropriate care all the time. And as a result, there are more opportunities for shit to happen.
The irony is so extremely thick here that it is surprising the hamsters can keep a sinkhole from forming under this post.
Still can’t face who you now know yourself to be, can you?
Disabled man robbed five times, buys gun, shoots sixth robber hours later: