Stupid Gun news of the day (Part 1)

From some other internet forum thingy:

to which someone else replied

And another

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In short - don’t drop your derringer.

Nitch? Let’s guess they meant niche or even notch.

Notch, he meant notch.

Well this is a bunch of fucking bullshit:

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Fuck that. Negligence. Putting the public in danger. Actually causing a serious injury. Totally unforeseeable, I’m sure she and the deputy will agree. Oh and let’s not forget that she obstructed the investigation by rushing her purse out to her car and then remaining mum.

Not negligence, Snowboarder Bo, but rather “Callous Disregard”. Also, “totally foreseeable”, not “unforeseeable”. As I’m fond of saying, this wasn’t an accident’ it was an inevitable.

8-year-old finds gun at baseball game, shoots his mother.

That guy will probably get off, because 2nd Amendment allows him to just put his gun anywhere he wants!

You never know when you might need to throw down at a college baseball game. The guy’s only mistake was leaving it in his vehicle instead of carrying it in some kind of Tactical Quick Draw Ballistic Holster. Hopefully proper carrying techniques will be addressed at his militia’s next training muster.

Might have to shoot someone trying to steal second base.

What kind of gun was it? Is an 8 year-old likely to know how to cock a gun, or switch the safety off?

But I’ve been instructed by the Board’s gun-slingers that only ignorant libtards fail to keep a round in the chamber at all times. We should feel proud that this 76-year old was ready to stop, without a second’s delay, the Islamic Nicaraguans crossing into Tennessee.

Nicaragua? That’s one of those Mexican countries, right?

It’s never the gunowner’s fault

He thoughtfully leaves his gun laying around in case a surprise home invasion starts! How else will our children be able to protect themselves?

It’s pretty sad when the comedy sites are the ones with the best journalism these days. For example, Cracked has this wonderful bit about the NRA. Number 4 (They Don’t Care About Black Gun Owners) is quite interesting.

Wow. It’s not enough that America’s children are now subject to gun massacre drills. Now parents are expected to follow their kids around at all times in case a cocked gun has been left lying unattended!

I hope someone posts in the “Guns give me an orgasm” thread to find out what the idiots think about this view.

The NRA spends $100,000 a day in legal fees. The poor dears.

A mother got shot during a Little League game because her son found a gun (that he thought was a toy) and. . .well, you know (or can figure out) the rest. Yup - more “responsible gun owners”!

The NRA-Working on the overpopulation problem for the last thirty years.

What do you do when you think an intruder is trying to break into the house? You shoot through the door. So what if it turns out to be your 23 year old daughter that you killed…

Maybe his daughter was leading a gang of home-invaders who ran away after she was shot?