Stupid Gun news of the day (Part 1)

Did he use an assault weapon?

This is not the “stupid assault weapon news of the day” thread.

Do try to keep up.

Seriously. I can only assume you are mentally challenged at this point. The fact that you are focusing solely on the deliciousness of swine, especially in response to, “the pig isn’t the issue,” is truly mind-numbing. Why even post here? Go have a retarded conversation with yourself if you don’t want to pay attention to the conversation.

Every second you post here is a second taken away from rubbing your guns on your balls, you know. Can’t be very satisfying for you.

Don’t feral pigs have, like, tattoos and piercings?

And this just in, by way of our good friends at Daily Kos

Rep. Jeff Duncan (R-SC)

Offered without comment.

To you personally Jack Batty, what’s the issue?

OK, so another bad thing happened with something nobody wants to ban?

I wouldn’t kill my wife, but it’s either okay to shoot people or it isn’t.

Zero Shades of Grey (2013)

A slow-witted gun collector struggling to make sense of complex social issues embarks on a sexual odyssey of submission and control while having various objects inserted into his rectum.

Throw me a bone here. Smoke signals? Semi-fore? Latin? What do you need? Give me a fighting chance.

I don’t know why, but every time I see feral pig, I mistakenly think federal pig.

That is all.

Who said anything about banning? Whenever anyone mentions registration or regulations or safety requirements that would help prevent some of these stupid gun deaths, then the refrain starts up. Can you hear it?

gun grabbers

gun grabbers

gun grabbers!

Gun Grabbers!!

GUN GRABBERS!

The beast was bigger than a 55 gallon drum. I didnt know they got that big.

Thats not stupid gun news, its just tragic. Stupid gun news is like news agencies that have learned enough that they no longer think assault weapon means machine gun but still refer to assault weapons as “rapid fire assault weapons”

Apparently all gun accidents are stupid gun news. Any horrific crime committed with a firearm is stupid gun news too.

This hasnt been stupid gun news since about page two, it has been “look, a gun killed someone”

Well yes thats stupid gun news but I don’t think mkst people are getting into the spirit of things. Stupid gun ews is supposed to be filled with things we can laugh at and make fun of. Not dads killing kids.

They’re still trying to ban assault weapons. That pretty stupid

They’re GRABBING them. Get your terminology straight, or friend Kable might have a fit.

Great, I’m in favor of gun safety. So lets look at that example you gave of one cop shooting his partner. I can’t think of any regulations that would prevent that. So what’s your suggestion?

So what, you think people should be able to slaughter pigs with a hammer but not use a gun?

You know, you’re right - some of my examples were not good ones of “stupid gun news”. They were more appropriately “regular ordinary run-of-the-mill gun news that happens all the time”

Which is, if anything more tragic if you think about it.

If I had a hammer, I’d hammer in the mooooorning
I’d hammer in the evening
All over this land!

I’d hammer out bacon!
I’d hammer out pork chops!
I’d hammer out lots of those little tiny sausage
Aaaaaall over this land!

(with apologies to Pete Seeger)

I mean, you don’t really think he will, do you?