Goddam rectal fuckbomb of a piece of shit network. Asswipe network admins who could spell “network” if you gave them an N and followed it up with an ETWORK. Bunch o’ cucking funts.
Let me esplain.
For those of you not familiar with writing code, it goes something like this: You use some sort of application to write some code. Then you run it, and a window pops up that hopefully does what you told it to do. In this way, you can tell if your code worked or if it didn’t. Simple, right? In writing ASP code, it’s slightly different. You write your code in an application, but save it as a file somewhere out there on the network. K:\mycode, for instance. To view the code running, you point a browser to a URL, www dot whatevershit dot com for instance. If the window is already open when you want to view your newly saved changes, you simply refresh the browser.
With me so far? It’s pretty easy, I hope I’m explaining it right.
So how does www dot whatevershit dot com know to run the code on K:\mycode? Search me. That’s Network Asshole stuff. It’s beyond me.
So a few months ago, some Network Asshole told us he was setting up a special server for our code. He told us to create a new net directory, and move our code over to F:\mycode. Same directory, but on a different drive. We were told that www dot whatevershit dot com would now point to F:. Pain in the ass, but no big deal.
Until…
One day I noticed that my changes were not being reflected in the browser. WTF? What was I doing wrong? I checked and rechecked my code. After about 2 hours of troubleshooting, I figured out that the website was pointing back to K:. The hell? And my coworker spent several days on this. But it gets better. After a day of working on K:, suddenly it was pointing back to F:. No warning, nothing. As it turns out, it will switch back and forth unexpectedly several times a day.
The upshot of this is that when it does so, I have to stop what I’m doing and copy several files back to the other drive, then continue working on the copies. Which doesn’t sound so bad, but with all the interruptions in my day, sometimes I forget which files are which, and occasionally I’ll overwrite a newer file with an older one. Bugs that I fixed in November are now back. And the users are getting pissed at me because I’m “writing those bugs again.”
So fuck you, stupid network. I hope you try to establish a handshake with a wrecking ball.