Stupid, stupid self, I hate you today

Friday afternoon I emailed a friend of mine who works at a local theater box office to see if he could score me and my fiance some tickets to the Wanda Sykes show last night. I figured it was a long shot, so I kinda forgot about the email.

Well, of course, I come in today and check my email, only to see that he’s responded with, “Sure, I’ll leave ya two tickets at will call.” So, I missed a perfectly FREE chance to see Wanda, who I absolutely love. I am an idiot, a loser, and a lazy slacker who can’t be bothered to check her email over the weekend.

Please feel free to tell me how stupid I am. I deserve it. :mad:

(Ok, I feel a tiny bit better, but not much. Damnit, I missed Wanda. I could cry. :frowning: )

Dude, you are like the Queen of lame. :stuck_out_tongue:

I’d planned to start a thread this week to ask who, if anyone, found Wanda Sykes even remotely funny.

I guess I’ll hold off on that thread now.

Seriously, I’m sure we’ve all done this.
(I sometimes find it helpful to copy urgent e-mails to myself, or leave a message on my own answerphone.)

Less seriously, I don’t know who Wanda Sykes is. Is she related to Wanda Off? Or Wanda Ring-Star? Perhaps Wanda Lust? Wasn’t there a film called 'It’s a Wanda Fullife? :eek:

You’re shitting me, right? Wanda Sykes is freaking hysterical. She’s perhaps the only standup I’m aware of who’s funny, and she is funny.

Wow. My opinion is almost the exact opposite.

Bizzaro world!

All anybody has to do is say: “Wanda Sykes” to me and I wet my pants laughing. Conditioned response.