Stupid, stupid underwear....

Yes, I believe this is a thread that finally won’t get relocated as it is, for rea, MPSIMS.

This stupid underwear I have on is falling down. If it weren’t for the fact that I’m wearing chinos, it would be at my ankles.

And you know why this is happening? What? You don’t care to know? Tough, I’m telling you…

Because I only had two pair left in my drawer, the other pair, believe it or not, is WORSE.

All because I’m too darned lazy to bring up the basket of white clothes from the basement and fold them and put them away.

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

:mad:

Just throw those two pair away. It will eliminate the temptation to wear them again, and your sudden lack of underwear may be all the incentive you need to finish your laundry.

Or buy new ones.

It’s all so simple, I know. But it isn’t. This hasn’t happened ina while. And I feel wasteful to throw somethiing out that isn’t broken…lol. Comes from growing up poor I guess.

I’m jsut thankful I’m waering pants and not a dress or a skirt. ROFL.

So, are they just old and decrepit, or are you losing weight? There might be some good news here…

well…

they’re old but … um…

I think I stretched them out …

…I think I’m gonna go to my rock and hide now…

Go commando! So much simpler

It always amazes me when I hear from a girl that they do things like this. It just shatters my image of them…I mean, those are totally guy-type things, right? I understand that women don’t just have “special” underwear (VS), but…
I’m just too naive… :slight_smile:

Commando-ing is a “Guy” thing?

whoda thunk it?

I second the underwear-less recommendation. I went from briefs to boxers and that was liberating enough, but once in a while I throw caution to the wind, sort of speak, and go without. Other than having to make sure to shake really well, it’s heaven.

Okay, I said this on another thread on IMHO board I think…but I need to wear underwear. It’s the bubbles that cause the problem.

OH! i just remembered the thread is called Underwear and it’s by me.

Gee, I see a budding issue here…

“make sure to shake really well”

HUH?

Any more than 2 shakes, and you’re playing with it.

Well, you obviously don’t want to go buy any celery.

I was referring to the OP. Trashed undies is a guy thing.
I was happy believing that. You’ve disillusioned me.

Possible TMI ahead.

It is customary for males to shake after peeing to remove any remaining urine from the urethra. If we fail to do this, sometimes, a few drops will escape after tucking and, hopefully, be caught by one’s underwear. When said underwear is not present one’s pants do the catching thus presenting the possibility of a wet spot in one’s crotch for all the world to see.

Hurrah! Always good to know someone agrees! I have to admit though, I only do it when I can’t find a thong and am wearing tight jeans.

"Possible TMI ahead.

It is customary for males to shake after peeing to remove any remaining urine from the urethra. If we fail to do this, sometimes, a few drops will escape after tucking and, hopefully, be caught by one’s underwear. When said underwear is not present one’s pants do the catching thus presenting the possibility of a wet spot in one’s crotch for all the world to see."
OMG ROFLOL…Well here’s my TMI…I have to wear underwear with a panty liner…bubbles.

Sorry Ace, didn’t mean to disillusion you…if it helps, they’re pretty and all, just stretched out…no holes or anything or rotted elastic. It’s not like men who think it’s a triumph to have your 7th grade underwear when you’re 38 years old. RME

:eek: OK, now my brain is in the gutter and wont get out. Thank you. :slight_smile:

Always glad to help. :slight_smile: