Stupid ways to ask your GF to Homecoming.

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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So, Homecoming is in a month or so, and I have to come up with one of those stupid-cute-annoying-expensive-thoughtful-thoughtless ways to ask a girl to Homecoming. I need an impersonal mechanism to display my impersonal interest in her affections at a socially mandated, materialistic, annoying cultural formaility.

Okay, so I’m going overboard here, and I don’t really hate Homecoming that much, but it’s been a little while since I’ve had an excuse to buy her flowers, so I want to find some annoyingly cute way to ask her to Homecoming.

Allow me to lay out a few basic groundrules:

  1. Less than $30, total.
  2. Shows some obvious effort.
  3. ISN"T IN PUBLIC!

Allow me to elaborate on number three: It can be in front of some of her close friends, and I don’t mind asking her out in front of her friends in person, I just don’t want it to be one of those things where she walks into her classroom, etc. It’s like a PDA, and runs the gammut from annoying to disgusting.

So didpense with the stereotypical, pointless, pedestrian ways to ask my girl friend to Homecoming.

Thanks,
Elliot

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I once saw some guy hot-glue a bunch of Altoids to the lid of an Altoids tin, then he wrote “WILL YOU GO TO PROM WITH ME?” with a sharpie, one letter on each Altoid. He produced the Altoids tin at lunch and asked his girlfriend if she wanted one. That was pretty cool.

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saw a guy convince a parking lot cop to pull over his GF fora fake parking violation, then give her a ticket with the invitation on it.

that might be too public for ya though. always liked that one.

i usually just asked

Chris

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Tranquilizer darts and an elephant gun.
No need for words.

egg :slight_smile:

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The way I did it… back in High School, I was in the habit of making Top Ten lists. Well, about two weeks before Homecoming, I wrote out a “Top Ten Reasons Why SPOOFE Doesn’t Want To Go To Homecoming”. I read this aloud to some friends, The Girl In Question included. There was much amusement.

A few days later, I wrote “Top Ten Reasons Why SPOOFE Does Want To Go To Homecoming”. Reason #1 was me asking her. She thought it was very sweet.