Alternatively, IJSMTW.
(I just shit my tighty whities.)
Roflcopter, this thread is great.
Hmm… a suggestion… think… think…
How about: I just peed a little bit.
Excellent. It makes a nice counterpoint to “I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.”
How about, “I hope you have a good lawyer.” or I HY HAGL
Not necessarily. One time, I laughed so hard, I got a hacksaw, cut my keyboard into small pieces, dipped them in butter, and shoved them up my ass. I definitely needed a new keyboard after that.
And a new ass.
I’ve always been partial to BWAHAHAHAHA!
That always sounded like a drunken Pat Morita from The Karate Kid to me. Makes it that much cooler IMO.
I have never been a keyboard geek. Nor did I imagine I could ever become one. But now I have realised that a life without Optimus AND Das Keyboard AND an Alphagrip, is a life not worth living. Damn you Nava!
I was going to offer my suggestion for a YOMANK replacement but I see everyone has already been creatively scatological.
You owe me a new dead baby?
I was just planning on using it for typing–I’m writing a novel and get tired of the whole sitting up straight thing. No games for me. I think I’ll like it. Have you tried that mouse booster thingy they mention on their website?
Yep, it works just fine if you’re just doing Windows. I had problems using it while running WoW though, I think since the application lets you do automated mouse movement, and that’s something that game-makers don’t want you to do.
Mmmm…I like it.
That’d cover the poopin’ and the peein’!
“Clicky” may sound pretentious, but by Og, it’s accurate. Except when I really get into a groove, and then it’s more of a machine gun rattle.
Actually, I meant that it sounds too casual and slang - not even slang, but a made up word like I like to make them up (what can I say, I’m a victim of Joss Whedon) - far too *informal *for a whiz-bang technogadget ad.
Sorry, I always forget you can’t hear the sarcasm in my head when I type.