Stupidest advice ever given to you by a Doctor

  • A doctor in the mid-1990’s who told me he “didn’t believe” in regular insulin, and only prescribed NPH. He also didn’t believe in the hA1c score, and said the best way to tell if a diabetic had long-term blood sugar control was to look at their feet. Of course, by the time you get ulcers there, it’s probably too late…

  • A French doctor who spent something like 2 or 3 solid minutes examining my hands, and who kept asking me which “race” I was. I said “um, white” and he snapped “No! This is not your race! Are you German, Italian, English…” I told him what my ancestry was (being fairly certain due to genealogical research), and he frowned and said “No, that is not right…”, all the while staring down at my hands.

  • When I was in the ER for severe abdominal pain a very angry doctor who came almost running up and listened to me for perhaps 5 seconds, no I’m not exaggerating this, and said “You have a bleeding ulcer. You need Tagamet.” and he tore off a prescription as I was trying to explain to him that I had been tested for h. pylori and scoped and I had no ulcer, threw the prescription on my bed, and yelled “discharge this woman! She doesn’t need to be in here!” Oh the real diagnosis? Kidney stone.

  • A very angry doctor in the ER who asked what medication I was taking, and when I told her regular and NPH insulin, rolled her eyes and exploded, screaming words to the effect of “Jesus Christ, she took NPH. We’re going to be in here all fucking night waiting until it clears. Why did you take that, huh? Huh?” Um, because I’m an insulin-dependent diabetic, and it was prescribed for me over 20 years…I’m sure it’s on my chart somewhere…I mean WTF, are the cool kids taking insulin for highs nowadays?

  • Last month a doctor who had my CT scan results right in front of him, open and on his desk, said “We need to order a CT scan!” I told him I’d just had one the prior week, and he “No you haven’t.” I told him to basically look down, and he said “Oh yeah. Huh. Let me write you a prescription then.”

  • One doctor asked me if I was religious, and when I said I wasn’t, he then started witnessing to me about the Adventists, and pushed a whole bunch of literature in my hands. I politely accepted, and then he started to tell me that “studies show diabetics who have a strong faith in Jesus Christ are proven to have better blood sugar control” and then mentioned how he was uncomfortable treating patients on a long-term basis who lacked faith, because a lack of faith meant you weren’t “taking your diabetes management seriously,” so if I didn’t find something to worship, I should find a new doctor.

  • One doctor demeaned my sexuality in very clear terms, and said he wouldn’t treat people like me “unless they were dying, which you’re not.”

  • When I slipped on the ice and had a crippling tendon injury which put me in a wheelchair, two doctors refused to prescribe any pain medication except “200 mg Ibuprofen” (which if you don’t know is the standard over-the-counter strength." This was after I told them I hadn’t slept in 36 hours due to the pain. One of them told me it was “because kids your age (19) just abuse pain meds” and the other told me he “didn’t believe in pain medication; you should only treat the cause and just tough it out.” I didn’t sleep until the next day, when I saw a third doctor who gave me powerful narcotics without question.

  • A doctor who diagnosed that I had a burst eardrum from an infection, who told me “your eardrum’s gone” and wrote it up in the records. He also didn’t give me antibiotics, saying “now that the drum’s burst, the pressure is relieved and it’ll clear itself.” It put me into a panic, so I went to see an ENT the very same day who told me “no, your eardrum is inflamed but perfectly intact.” Here I put my foot down and demanded to know how come the other doctor couldn’t see an eardrum, and the ENT looked embarrassed and shrugged, saying “I have no idea, it’s clearly there and there’s no blockage.” And he said I needed powerful antibiotics at once to fight a really bad infection in there, giving me an injection and pills.

  • And finally, I had a doctor whose office I waited in for exactly 3 hours and 35 minutes past my appointment because they were running extremely late. I had to get back to work, so I went to the desk and demanded my co-pay back, because obviously the doctor wasn’t going to see me. They categorically refused to give me my co-pay back, so I told them “since it’s on a credit card, I’ll dispute the bill.” That apparently got their attention, because they summoned the doctor, who said “oh, well, I’ll see you now.” I explained it was too late, as I had to get back to work, and she said “well you can’t legally ask for your co-payment back because I offered to see you.” I said “let’s test that theory with the insurance company,” and then she sneered at me and said “so you need to go back to work? What’s more important, work or your health?” and I replied “well, if I get fired I can’t afford to see you, whereas if I go back to work I can go see someone else who won’t make me wait nearly 4 hours.” She then announced to the waiting room that I was lying about my appointment time, and I showed her my admission sheet which had the appointment time on it, and she looked at it, looked at me, and said “get out of my office!” I went online to dispute the co-pay and found they had already credited it - however, about a month later my insurance company sent me their itemized receipt which showed the doctor submitted a claim that she had seen me for an office visit, and that the co-pay (and other money) was outstanding. In fact, there was a charge for an X-ray I never had. I called the insurance company’s fraud line, told them about it, and it was the last I ever heard of anything.

  • Not a doctor, but a bad pharmacist story: At an OSCO drug, I went in to get a prescription filled for 150 glucose test strips, and they only had 100. So they said they owed me 50, I paid the full amount, and went home. The next week I phoned in and they told me they hadn’t had any come in (of my brand)." Two weeks passed, and still no strips, even though I called every other day. Finally at three weeks they told me my strips were in, and I went to pick them up. And they wanted to charge me an entire pharmacy co-pay for the remaining strips. I told them no, this was because they shorted me on the last prescription, and this led to a very lengthy argument with a pharmacist who claimed “once you walk out of the store with your prescription, we don’t have to give you anything you’re short on, because you accepted the short prescription.” I told her I had to take the short prescription because otherwise I wouldn’t be able to test my blood sugar, and she said kept arguing. Finally, she looked at me, and said in a sweetly-sarcastic way “Oh you poor thing, this just isn’t sinking in to you, is it? You took your prescription. Either pay for these strips, or get out of the store.” So I left, and as I had more money than time that day, I just went to another pharmacy and bought the missing strips.

I have many more stupid doctor stories. I even have a few good doctor stories, too. My current endo who I’ve been seeing for 11+ years is fantastic. My ex-so was one of the best, maybe the best doctor I’ve ever met. But sadly, I’ve met far more careless, overworked, and bizarre doctors than good ones.

Huh. And imagine, Ron Paul says medicine is expensive because not ENOUGH people practice medicine because of all that schoolin’ and regulation. :rolleyes:

About half of those people you should’ve sued. :mad:

To be fair, I’ve had sunburns that bad.

This didn’t happen to me, but to my grandfather back in the late 70s. He had been having severe chest pains and his left arm had gone numb. Going to see his regular doctor, he was told that it was just a pulled muscle from working too hard and that it would be fine in a few days. Sadly, he believed his doctor and the next day suffered a massive heart attack and died. Left my poor grandmother a widow at 35 years old. I know things were different back then but I’m pretty sure even then those were recognized as clear warning signs of heart problems.

Good for you. I’d keep the cat, too. I had a cat from age 18 until the cat was 18.5 years old, so I know exactly what that kind of relationship is like.

A good friend of mine used to breast feed her daughter. During the day she’d leave her with her boyfriend’s mother while she went to work. Before this, she’d pump breastmilk to last though the day and give it to the grandmother. She also gave her cloth diapers and covers.

One day she arrived to pick her up early and found her in Pampers, drinking sugar water from a bottle. Turns out the grandmother (Mexican, if that matter–it may be cultural) had been dumping out the breast milk and feeding her sugar water the whole time, and had also just been pouring water on the cloth diapers so they’d be wet, while using disposables all day. My friend was PISSED.

Well I could list every doctor who’s tried to prescribe me Rx strength ibuprofen after being told I can’t take NSAIDs because of surgery I had… but the better story is this, from about… 10 years ago:

This is a dentist, rather than a medical doctor. I loved my regular dentist, but my teeth were falling apart faster than we could repair them. You see, when I was pregnant–at 23, with one single filling in my mouth–I didn’t take calcium supplements–didn’t know I was supposed to–and didn’t eat enough calcium, and my body leeched calcium from my body, especially my teeth, to form my baby. In the year following the birth of my son I had 11 fillings, and it just kept getting worse until I had teeth shattering, falling out, etc.

My wonderful dentist and I finally decided that to get the amount of work I needed done before I lost the rest of my teeth, I should go to a sedation dentist and have it all done at once. So I went to this guy–my mom helped me pay for it, god bless her–and he gave me a pill to take before I came in and said I’d get another when I got there, and then there was one other part of the sedation that I don’t remember (I don’t think it was IV, but it was a long time ago and I honestly don’t remember). So I took the pill an hour before I went, like he said to. He gave me the pill when I got there and I took it. And we waited. Now, I’d warned him ahead of time that I have a very…efficient? system and that I generally have to take higher dosages of oral medications than most people to get the same effect. My mom is the opposite and takes half. It’s weird. Anyway, I’ve always had to take pretty much double the dose of most people to get a medication to work and most of my doctors figure this out pretty quickly.

So we’re sitting there talking and he keeps asking me “are you getting sleepy?” and I say “not at all” so he gives me another pill. I think I ended up taking a total of 4 or 5 of them before I finally got drowsy enough for the next part of the process. This should have clued him in that I was telling him the truth–it’s not like you can “fake” consciousness when you’ve been sedated.

Anyway he did something like 12 root canals (with temporary crowns), a ton of fillings, and pulled the two back molars on the left side. It was a ton of work and was going to hurt a lot to recover from. I told him that my regular dentist gives me Vicodin ES (extra strength) with the instructions to take 1-2 every 4-6 hours as needed for pain, and asked for that. Instead he gave me the regular ones, (2/3 as strong) with “take 1 every 6-8 hours as needed for pain”… I explained to him that I knew my body’s reaction to this very well and that I was going to have to take these two at a time. He said okay at the time, and I went home (driven by my husband because I was just out of sedation.)

As you can predict, I ran out of them in half the time because I was taking them two at a time. I was in a lot of pain, especially where he’d pulled one of the molars. I called him and asked for a refill of the Vicodin. He said no. I asked why. He said I might be a drug seeker. I said “What?? You just did a bunch of root canals, pulled multiple teeth, gave me a lower dose than I told you my regular dentist had decided I needed of the pain medication, and you think I’m FAKING MY PAIN??” He still refused.

The pain got worse and worse. I called him up and **he told me it was just healing and to wait it out. **And to take some Motrin (this was before my surgery so I could still take it–it didn’t touch the pain)

I finally called my regular dentist in the middle of the night–well, my husband did because I was sort of incoherently screaming at the time–and he said to come in first thing in the morning–before the office even usually opened. I did and he did an x-ray of the area where the molars had been pulled. It clearly showed that there was a root still in there, and that an abcess had formed around it. He told me I had to go back to the other dentist THAT DAY and have it looked at. I started to cry because I didn’t want to go to the other guy, but he said if the other guy refused to do anything, I could come back there.

So I went to the other guy and he said that he “knew” he’d left that root in–he’d done it on purpose. But that now that there was an abcess, it would have to come out. Now think about this–why would he leave a root in? Lie #1. Second, if he had known the root was there, and I was complaining of extreme pain RIGHT THERE, wouldn’t he assume “oh hey, it’s that root I left in!”? It had gotten so bad he couldn’t actually remove it himself but had to pay for an oral surgeon to do the procedure under general anesthesia either that day or the next day. I had the surgeon call my regular dentist to verify what drugs to give me and I finally got the right prescription.

Afterward, by the way, my regular dentist looked at the work that had been done, and dubbed “substandard at best” with open margins everywhere and crooked crowns… in fact I saw a lawyer to pursue suing the guy, but the only person who could be a witness for me was my old dentist, since he is the only one who knew how my teeth used to look, and right at that time he lost his wife to medical malpractice and was in mourning and couldn’t take on being a witness for my case, so I wasn’t able to sue. My current dentist thinks that I need about 8 or 9 crowns replaced that that guy did.

Yes, you’re right of course.

I was referred to a specialist, who was also unable to work out what it was. Eventually, it just stopped happening (about a year ago) so I guess I’ll remain a medical mystery :wink:

But you’re clearly too stupid to pee on a stick, right? So he doesn’t need to pay any attention to what you say. :rolleyes:

This wasn’t advice, so it’s tangential, but it’s related to that and it’s pretty stupid:

One of my oldest friends is a doctor. When we were in our mid-twenties we were talking about pregnancy for some reason - maybe he was doing an OB rotation, I can’t remember - and I said something about pregnancies lasting slightly different amounts of time, not being always exactly 40 weeks long. He said, ‘That’s just because women are always wrong about when they had their last period.’

Say what? I told him that all the women I knew - me, my flatmates, my best mates - marked our periods on a calendar or a diary or something. And we just wanted to know when we were due; women who are actually trying to get pregnant must be way more aware than that. He said, ‘Well, I bet you guys are the exception.’

So, given the choice between a) pregnancy, like every single other human developmental process, has some variation in length, and b) patients are all total idiots, he went with b). :smack:

I love and respect this guy, but it was a serious eye-opener. Every time I go near a doctor, I remember that he quite possibly believes, with or without the slightest vestige of a reason, that I am too stupid to read a calender.

LOL. What?

:smiley: I don’t do it because I’m on the pill so I know based on that but most of the women I know who aren’t on the pill and are menstruating do something similar to keep track. It’s especially useful if you start having trouble and you can show the OB exactly when the problem started.

Me too. Been doing that since 8th grade. And I’m clockwork, but I’ll forget when my period’s due and I’ll get caught.

Before I got spayed, I was keeping track of mine for the last 10 years. Helped identify when things got wonky and I needed to seem my doctor. Most of the women I know who are not on the pill track their cycles in some way.

My mother didn’t teach me much about the female reproductive system, but she DID teach me to put a mark on the calendar when my period started and stopped, each time.

Me too, same with the majority of women I know.

I’m probably one of the few exceptions to that rule, being a woman who doesn’t mark my calender. But then, for the past 30+ years I’ve been so damn regular (for years, exactly 32 days) that after awhile there wasn’t a need.

This reminds me of another tale of doctor stupidity that I experienced (re: caught them lying) - I didn’t think of it before, because this story involves a chiropractor (although they do have the “doctor” title as well).

As an adult, I don’t see a chiropractor. I’m pretty skeptical that chiropractic is effective - I think that there might be enough research to show that it can be helpful for low back pain, but since so many chiropractors make claims that go far beyond that, sometimes into downright dangerous and false claims, I don’t think I would every go see a chiropractor again unless there’s a lot more research done to back them up.

Anyways, as a pre-teen and teenager I occasionally saw a chiropractor that my mother took me to. When I was 17, my school had a blood drive and I donated for the first time, and later got a call that I had hepatitis C. The only risk factor that I had was that I received a blood transfusion as a newborn (which was before they had a test for Hep C). After finding out about this, I had a bunch of tests done (bloodwork, ultrasound, liver biopsy), and they all showed that I had extremely minimal liver damage - I have had my bloodwork done every couple months for the last fifteen years, and all my liver enzymes have always been totally normal. It seems like I’ve dodged a bullet so far.

So getting back to my story of the lying chiropractor. Maybe a year after I found out about the Hep C I saw the chiropractor one more time. I mentioned the Hep C, as I always tell healthcare providers about it. And his response was “Oh. You have Hep C? Probably since you were born? Well, that explains the ‘signs from your liver’ I’ve noticed in the past when I examined you! Here are some vitamins that I sell that can ensure you remain in good health.” I was really too dumbfounded to respond at the time, but I never went back to him again.

There are two possible ways you can interpret what he said.

  • Either he had indeed noticed repeated “signs from my liver” that I had a liver problem and never mentioned it, or recommended any treatment, or told me to get it checked out - which I think would constitute malpractice and negligence. If he actually seen signs of it and never told me, and I developed cirrhosis or liver cancer, I can’t imagine he would have any defense for his incompetence.
  • Or he was lying. When I told him about the Hep C he wanted to sound smart and let me know that chiropractor do more than just crack your back.

I lean towards the second option. Lying liars and the lies they tell. And either way, he just wanted to sell me some stupid vitamins.

I never bothered reporting him because a) I know that chiropractic can’t diagnose everything and I never would have expected a chiropractor to tell is a completely asymptomatic person has hepatitis. And b) since there are so many complete quacks who are chiropractor, I think their self-regulating professional organization would totally blow off my complaint.

One more for keeping track on a calendar. Doesn’t pretty much everyone do that? I can’t imagine that a woman who is trying to get pregnant wouldn’t know this stuff exactly. A good number of them know the date of conception within a few days, too, or so I’ve heard.

I was the same way - so regular I could practically pinpoint the hour, never mind the day. But I still marked a little star for each day in my daytimer (remember those?) but even if I hadn’t, I’d have been able to figure it out easily.

“It’s probably not chicken pox.”

It was.