I just chanced upon an interesting item. Perhaps others missed it also. From here:
The BBC are reporting that it could be as a result of a collision between neutron stars or black holes. Link.
Hmmm, that was the year Charlemagne attacked and conquered the Lombards. Coincendence?
If by “Lombards” you mean “Zombies”, then, no.
(Zombards?)
Ok. The sun farted. Big deal. He probably blamed it on his dog Pluto.