I’ve used thisfor fishing. It’s big, durable and definitely not feminine.
I admire your preparedness. One never knows when the zombie apocalypse will come - do one? 
That looks good but unless you wear it continuously then the act of putting it on will become part of the training so I vote for the pants idea with all the pockets. Your cell phone can still be belted using something like this. you leave the clip on your belt and then pop the phone on and off as needed.
Bastards aren’t gonna kill themselves, now are they?
This is too funny! The other day I got snippy with my husband because he feels like I should carry a shoe horn around in my purse for him. A shoe horn! I told him it a purse, not a husband diaper bag, and he should get his own damn purse if he wants to carry around stupid crap all day. I might get him a map case or something for himself now. 
I use my leather laptop case pretty much the same way many women use their purse–minus the makeup and tampons. Tissue, pens, band-aids, you name it: it’s in there.
I’ve had two of these. They’re not bad, especially the bigger one, which will hold a laptop and function as a carryon.
Go the cool flyboy route and get a pilot flight bag.
Wow. I love those throwing knives. The neighbors wouldn’t be too happy, but fuck the neighbors. I know those people and they’ll be the first ones trying to break through my perimeter and suck out my brains.
The Reaper blade is pretty cool too. I’ve never seen anything like that before. :eek: