Suggest a New National Motto!!

“America - at least we’re aren’t France.”

(Sticks and stones may break my bones, but please, don’t throw sticks and stones, please!"

“America: Good enough for me!”
“America: Tastes filling. Less Great.”
“America: Land of the gun nuts, home of the christian right.”

America: We say more arrogant things before 6am than most other countries do in a whole year!

Consume. Reproduce. Obey.

Land of the fee, and home of TV

Civil War Free Since {1865}

Home of Hollywood

Vacancy

America: Love it or Leave it (oldie)
America: No thanks, we have enough poor refugees.
America: Land of the lawsuit slinging, television watching, dumb as shit, careless as hell, trend following morons.

This motto brought to you with your tax dollars. (We also sent the Senate to Cancun on a five-week vacation with it, but hey…)

America- Laser-Guided Bombing Guaranteed, or the next one’s for free!

America- PLEASE DON’T SEND ANY MORE STUPID BOY BANDS!

America- The land where the fat lady sings that second to last line so loud that everyone in the stadium must clap their hands to their ears and scream, “What did we do to deserve this torture???”

The latter is a bit lengthy, but, well, so is that note on which the fat lady sings FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

“In Money We Trust”
“Kick Me”
“We Love Fireworks!”
“Despite What You Think, the People on the Jerry Springer Show
Are Considered Freaks Even in the US and Are Not Indicative of
Our Whole Country.”

I nominate this one as the best so far, “Civil War Free (since 1865)” by Jophiel second.

“Gold, Gold, Gold, Gold–We’d Kill Our Own Children For A Bag Full Of Gold!”

I like that one proposed by UncleBeer next door. A bit wordy, though.

America - home of Baywatch, though it’s not nearly as popular here as everywhere else. We do have some standards after all. Well, we did until Springer showed up.

We’ve fallen and we can’t get up!

Oh wait, that’s Bob Dole’s slogan. Sorry…

I propose : “Why Wait?”

As in: “Why wait for the smog to kill you - just suck on that tailpipe or move to Los Angeles! (same thing.)”
“Why wait for your arteries to slowly clog with plaque - eat at McDonald’s from childhood and get heart disease at 35!”
“Why wait for real relationships to develop in your life, when you can just get some porn?”
Etc…

OK, not funny, not even currently accurate, but it could help if we gave it a try.

“Make more, take less.”

Tris

I propose that the current motto be re-vamped for todays times… something like:

In some diety that may or may not exist,but you have the right to choose to worship or not at your discresion, as long it doesn’t infringe no the right of others to worship their dieties, we trust, while officially recognising a legal separation of said diety with the State.

you want a motto? i got yer @!#$! motto right here!
–i got that from a random email

LoL, I nominate this one.