Montana: Go Away, We’re Full
New Mexico: Red or Green?
Arizona: Yes, it’s hot here.
Michigan: At least we’re not Alabama.
North Carolina: Not just for hillbillies, anymore.
Alaska: Palin by Comparison
Hawaii: One Giant Pimple
North Dakota: More Than Just Boring
Illinois…Our governors make our licenses plates
North Dakota: Hey, come back!
New Jersey: America’s Punchline
Alabama: At least we’re not Mississippi.
Oregon: Saying it wrong will get you a punch in the face.
New Mexico: Yes, there’s a new Mexico.
Utah: Dry, in every sense of the word.
Mississippi: At least we’re not Michigan.
Missouri: It’s worse than you think.
Colorado: One of the rectangular states!
Kansas: Boldly Striding Into the 17th Century
Missouri: Damn it’s humid!
I was thinking:
Colorado: Wait…uh…what?
But maybe that’s just Boulder.
Arizona: But It’s a Dry Dust
New York: Pretentious? Moi?
Texas: All Hat and No Cattle
Florida: We Are NOT America’s Penis
Heh. Yesterday in Seattle I saw a girl wearing a T-shirt that said ‘It’s NeVAda, not NeVAHda!’
Louisiana: Third World And Proud Of It!
Illinois: The ‘s’ is silent
Connecticut: We’re conveniently between Manhattan and Boston. Plus we’re not New Jersey.
Washington, DC: Stand on the right, walk on the left.
Massachusetts: You think you hate it now, but wait till you live here!
Indiana: Yeah, right there between Illinois and Ohio. No really.
New Jersey: You got a problem with that?