Pennsylvania: We’ll be happy to hold your wallet!
Illinois: The current governor has not been indicted (this motto subject to change without notice)
South Dakota: We Carve Fucking Presidents Into Our Mountains.
Idaho: We’re No Small Potatoes, We Grow Corn Too.
Kansas: For the Last Time, Kansas City is in Missouri.
Wisconsin: Smell our dairy air.
Georgia: I75 runs through it.
Georgia: Where Alabamians come to get sophisticated.
Rhode Island: Not a rounding error!
Bwuh? I’d pronounce those pretty much the same…
Maryland: The California Nanny State brought east.
Nebraska:
Oklahoma: Teabagging Texas since 1907
Pennsylvania: Thoroughly Fracked.
Massachusetts: Please drive carefully. Ha, just kidding!
Maine: Ya can’t get heah from theah.
Pennsylvania: Come for the snack foods, stay for the factories.
Wyoming: Come for the Fishing, Stay for the Gay Cowboy Sex.
(i’m glad someone got that)
Tennessee: surrounded by more states than Missouri, including Missouri.
Kansas: Where suicide is redundant.
Assabama: Not a state, but it should be.
Kansas: Enough with the Wizard of Oz jokes already.
Washington: Canadian money at Par! Come buy your Gas and Milk from us!