Actually, there ARE two cities named Kansas City. One is in Kansas and the other is, as stated above, in Missouri. Depending on how the border runs, in some places you can walk across the street and be in the other KC.
Kansas: Fred Phelps lives here, 'nuff said.
Ohio: round at both ends and high in the middle
(stolen from Bugs Bunny)
Yes, probably!
Colorado: The rest of the Southwest is downstream from us.
:: scratches head trying to figure out whether that’s a good deal, and, if so, for who ::
Washington: Canadians and Idahoans blissfully separated by a volcanic mountain range.
New York: Fuhgeddaboudit!
Pennsylvania: You Can’t Get There From Here
West Virginia: Some of Us Still Have All of Our Teeth
Utah: Not Just for Mormons Anymore
Oregon: Not as Think as You Drunk We Are
Iowa: More than Just a Caucus
Bri2k
Seriously, I recall driving through Iowa, and seeing souvenirs (ball caps, T-shirts, and other items) proclaiming “Iowa’s Not Boring!”
New York: More than just a city … really!
Rhode Island: Remember us? Please?
New York: We have this other part, with cows and apple trees and shit. Really!
ETA, aw… dang Spoons beat me!
New Hampshire: Why does everyone forget us?
That is funny.
Oklahoma: At least we’re not Florida.
Florida: At least we’re not…uh…damn.
I don’t get it.
Cuba?
Delaware: We’re not witches.
May not be what cmyk meant, but my interpretation was…Nebraska. (not much there to say anything about)
Not to be over thought… just poking fun at the sprawling flat rural nothingness for miles on end.
Bingo.
FLORIDA: The more south you go, the more north you get.
South Dakota: Flat Land And Cheap Labor
Ohio: Four Dead In O-hi-o
If we’re going to put these on license plates, I heartily recommend the following for New Jersey: Jersey Driver.
Welcome to California! Please take someone with you when you leave.
Texas - It’s not Hell, but it feels just like it!