Is bingo really big in NE?
Rhode Island: Don’t sneeze.
West Virginia: Y’all Got Some Real Purty Lips
New Mexico: Safer than Regular Mexico
I am not making this up. One of the largest crops in Idaho is rapeseed, from which an oil is processed that is used in paints, etc.
Some years ago there was a movement to change the state motto on their license plates from referencing Idaho Potatoes. The new proposed motto was “Idaho - the Land of Rape”.
Somehow they never got very far with that.
Tennessee: Fighting Igornance Since 1796
New Hampshire: Not just for presidential primaries.
New Hampshire: Gateway to Maine
Vermont: Dude
Tennessee: We gave you Jack Daniel’s, what more do you want?
Tennessee: Better than Mississippi!
Tennessee: the State with a Middle!
Arizona: Where undocumented immigrants retire
Delaware: You’re never more than 90 minutes from Philadelphia
Illinois: 35% of us aren’t from Chicago
Indiana: We really do like high school basketball
Iowa: Come for the stereotypes. Stay for the stereotypes
Kansas: Like Missouri, but only with one city
Kentucky: Thoroughbreds and Bourbon. We don’t need anything else
Minnesota: The best of both worlds - Iowa and Canada
Missouri: If you think our big cities are conservative, visit the rest of the state
Nebraska: Convenient, non-stop flights to both Chicago and Denver
North Dakota: Sure, the winters suck, but we have nuclear weapons
Ohio: More than just Cincinatti, Cleveland and columbus. There’s also I-75
Virginia: The Civil War split us in two. Northern Virginia left by choice
Nebraska: Just Kill Me Now
Arkansas: Where Everybody Has The Same DNA
California: Our economy is world class!
I always thought North Dakota was “A Long Ways Across”.
Georgia: Come see where evolution left us behind.
Hey, it made me laugh.
To contribute:
Nebraska: Not as flat as Kansas
Idaho-embarrassed since 1928
Alaska: We Pay You to Live Here (cite)
AND Baltimore.
South Carolina: Hiking the AT.
Ohio: Just like Indiana.
Not a state, but: St. Louis: Gateway to Kansas City