What am I missing here? Appalachian Trail - Wikipedia
This is pretty much on the mark.:smack:
The previous governor of South Carolina went missing for a few days. His staff claimed he was hiking the AT, when in fact he was meeting his mistress for a tryst.
:smack: Of course! I just knew there was some cultural reference I was not catching, but as I have hiked some of the AT myself, I was wondering how SC suddenly got a slice. Thanks for the clarification. Now I will endorse the slogan!
Colorado: The Popular Rectangular State.
Wyoming: The Other Rectangular State.
Utah: Not Rectangular, But Made of All Straight Lines.
Or as Achewood put it, “one of those states you can draw with a straight edge and a time limit”.
Pennsylvania: We’re doing something about the national obesity problem… we’re causing it!
Pennsylvania: All Your Amish Are Belong to Us.
Oklahoma:Only Two Things Come From Here!
Indiana: Land of Fundies, Exhaust Fumes, and a Million Screaming Babies
Mississippi: We’re a state because Missouri loves company.
Washington, DC: We’re the capital, bitches!
Huh, all the photos I’ve ever seen only show their faces.
Rhode Island: small is cute.
California - Traer toda la familia!
Washington: Not D.C., dammit!
It’s a little harder to poke fun at the state’s cliches since there’s such a big split between West of the Cascades (hippies with coffee and computers) and East of the Cascades (indistinguishable from Idaho), but we’ve all learned not to say we’re “from Washington”.
Massachusetts: Come join the argument!
Missouri: We ain’t Arkansas.
Can’t see why not. If you head east a bit there’s a bigger, better sign, but it’s just far enough off the road that the motto is blurry.
Louisiana - Booting Mississippi in the ass since 1812.