Yes, I know I am late to the joke, but my browser took a long while to load so I thought you had used this image which I thought took the joke to a whole new level of awesome- and wouldn’t have answered the question at all 
The flip side of this is that, until a couple of years ago, I seriously assumed the Reskins were from Washington state.
I am still trying to figure out what happened in Idaho in 1928 to be embarassed about. 
How about
Idaho: Skateboards are legal here now!
Missouri: Missouri Loves Company
Mine: Pay MORE in Massachusetts!
Indiana: Where the NFL uses astro turf to prevent the cheerleaders from grazing on the field
Ouch.
North Dakota: Baja Manitoba
Wisconsin: Enough with the cheese gags, guys.
Minnesota: Bundle up.
Puerto Rico: We want something different but have no %$€þ&@# idea what.
Vermont: Hemp AND Guns
Delaware: No Exit Before Toll
Colorado: A tourist based economy with Legal Weed. (Yeah, we went there.)
Genius.
Rhode Island: Size doesn’t Matter
Florida: It is a PENISula
North Dakota: where people from Saskatchewan go to get warm.
Ohio: We decide who’s President.
California: One Dust Bowl away from returning everyone back to their former states/countries.
Pennsylvania: We vote for you (in Philadelphia).
Delaware - You’ve already been pre-approved!
Virginia - Since 1788, A Proud Speedtrap
Pennsylvania - The Satellite State of the Dirty South
Georgia - A Debtors’ Haven No More! Or Less!
New Jersey: I got your motto right here.
(The only motto to feature hand gestures).
West Virginia: One Big Happy Family
Texas: For three reasons 1.) Big 2.) Friendly, and 3.) …Uhhh
Rhode Island : size doesn’t matter
Massachusetts: The Wicked Pissah State
or
Massachusetts: You CANNOT Pahk Your Cah in Hahvahd Yahd.
Seriously. Try it sometime
Maine: We are *too *a state!
Rhode Island: Hopeless