For US Citizens, here's YOUR STATE MOTTO* *

Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.

11,623 Eskimos Can’t Be Wrong!* *

But It’s A Dry Heat.

Literacy Ain’t Everything.* *

By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.*

If You Don’t Ski, Don’t Bother.* *

Like Massachusetts,
Only The Kennedy’s Don’t Own It Yet.* *

We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.* *

Ask Us About Our Grandkids.* *

We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.* *

Haka Tiki Mou Sha’ami Leeki Toru
*/(Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)/ *

More Than Just Potatoes…
Well, Okay, We’re Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real
Good* *

Please, Don’t Pronounce the “S”* *

2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free* *

We Do Amazing Things With Corn* *

First Of The Rectangle States* *

Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names* *

We’re Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos,
But That’s Our Tourism Campaign.* *

We’re Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster* *

If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It* *

Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden’s

First Line Of Defense From The Canadians* *

10,000 Lakes…And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes* *

Come And Feel Better About Your Own State* *

Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work* **

Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing
and Very Little Else

Ask About Our State Motto Contest* *

Hookers and Poker!* *

New Hampshire
Go Away And Leave Us Alone* *

New Jersey
You Want A ##%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##%##! Motto
Right here!* *

New Mexico
Lizards Make Excellent Pets* *

New York
You Have The Right To Remain Silent,
You Have The Right
To An Attorney…* *

North Carolina
Tobacco Is A Vegetable* *

North Dakota
We Really Are One Of The 50 States!* *

At Least We’re Not Michigan* *

Like The Play, But No Singing* *

Spotted Owl…It’s What’s For Dinner* *

Cook With Coal* *

Rhode Island
We’re Not REALLY An Island* *

South Carolina
Remember The Civil War?
Well, We Didn’t Actually Surrender* Yet *

South Dakota
Closer Than North Dakota* *

The Edyoocashun State* *

Se Hablo Ingles* *

Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus* *

Ay, Yep* *

Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don’t
Mix?* *

We have more rain than you do* *

West Virginia
One Big Happy Family…Really!* *

Come Cut The Cheese!*

Where Men Are Men… And The Sheep Are Scared

And the motto of Antigua, W.I. is “Kiss my asterisks.”

LOL, yep :slight_smile:

biddee, them’s some funny stuff. I can’t wait to see the first indignant tightass response before this thread goes down like a locomotive on meth in the mountains.

Hee hee hee! Must share this with my boss. She will crack up.

I thought that the Louisiana motto was “Show us your tits and get some cheep plastic beads”.

I love the Kansas motto! Very fitting.

We WERE the first of the rectangle states, dammit!

Hey! What, you think this is fuggin’ funny? Whaddaya sayin’ over dere? That we Jersey peoples gotta fuggin’ attitude? I’ll give ya a fuggin’ attitude! Come ova here and say that to my fuggin’ face, Mr. Funny Guy!


Only at certain times of the year.

You scoff now, but just wait till those mounites come a’trottin on down.

Actual T-shirts I saw in New Orleans:

**Louisiana: Third World and proud of it!

It’s not the heat, it’s the stupidity**

I, for one, welcome our red-jacketed overlords.

…and I live in Illinois. What does this mean?

It means the state name is pronounced “Ill-annoy”, not “Ill-a-noise.”

Florida’s motto is right on, unfortunately. WAY to many elderly.

And yes, it’s pronounced “Ill-a-noi”…no “s”.

You know how doctors treat heart attacks in Jersey, right?

Red-jacketed my ass. I saw some of them come out of an office and walk across the street to a coffee shop way back in 1946. Three middle-aged guys, two bald and one fat, wearing green suits.

In the little Crimsen Manual it’s written plain and clear,
That those who wear the scarlet coat shall say good-by to fear,

Shall be a guardian of the right, a sleuth hound of the trail-
In the little Crimons Manual there’s no such word as “fail”-

Shall follow on though heavens fall, on bleeding hand and knees,

It’s duty, duty first and last the Crimson Manual saith,
The Scarlet Rider makes reply, “It’s duty to the death.”

Clancy Of The Mounted Police - Robert W. Service

Ah yea, The Royal anadian Mounted Police. Greatest feat of taxidermy ever!

Yup, sounds about right. Ohio’s worst nightmare would be to wake up one morning and realize that it has become Michigan. I imagine Michigan feels the same way about Ohio, when it’s not busy fending off the Mounties.

They all seem funny, except the one for my state. :smiley: I mean, there are far better thing to criticize MD for, besides tax, and 5% does seem that high to me.