For US Citizens, here's YOUR STATE MOTTO* *

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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We keep the stuffed ones up in our giant igloo. :smiley:

Any fellow Canuck want to come up with mottos for our provinces / territories?

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No…how’s is dat?

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GET UP BEFORE YOU FUCKIN’ DIE!

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I won’t have to look very hard to find somebody willing to break his legs …

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Along the same lines as Ohio:

IOWA
At least we’re not Minnesota

MINNESOTA
At least we’re not Iowa

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This is inaccurate.

Everybody knows that the first line of defense against Canadian aggression is the City of Plattsburgh Police Department.

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Okay, I’ll start the Canadian ones -
“Alberta - Just like Texas, only colder.”
“Saskatchewan - Yeah, we got trees. Shut up.”

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The one for Indiana made me laugh.

I also think this one would be accurate, though:

Indiana - We have NO idea what time it is.

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good thread… Mississippi probably my fav!

30

You got the Connecticut one wrong. It’s realy: “Not in my backyard!”

31

Truth is stranger than fiction. The motto of New Mexico is “It grows as it goes” whatever the hell that means. A bill was introduced to change it to something… well, comprehensible. A legislative committee amended the bill to make the new state motto “Thank God for Mississippi.”

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Texas:
Welcome to Texas, now get the fug out!

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Not for long though, right? Aren’t they gonna make you guys finally accept daylight savings time?

5que
Central Daylight Time, and damn proud of it.

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C O R R E C T I O N ! !

Our Motto in Hawaii actually is:

A L O H A !!
Which means several things:

1)Welcome to Our Luxurious, albeit Expensive, Hotels
2)Thanks for all Your Money
3)Now Beat It!!

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It would terrifying to wake up and be in Ohio. I’d miss the sun actually coming out for more than five minutes. I’d miss being able to drive in a direction that doesn’t somehow lead to Cleavland. I’d miss…well, basic dignity.

:stuck_out_tongue:

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Actually, shouldn’t that be, “…till Gordon Lightfoot’s creepin’ 'round YOUR back stair”?

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Quebec: “We fart in the general direction of Canada, for their mothers were hamsters and their fathers smelt of elderberries.”

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Also doubles as a strip club ad…

39

Meh, everyone now that if the Canadians i nvade again, they can be easily defeated by the fact that America is going to play some badminton. So…. no invasion.

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You’re wrong about Alaska. My sig line, which I rarely display, is our motto. Or “Spawn Til You Die”. Either way…