Suggest some new cable TV channels

Cafe Society
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I’m visiting a friend in the hospital, and we’re indulging in our usual hospital pastime: black humor. (No offense intended to anyone who currently has loved ones in difficult medical situations.)

I mentioned to him that I read there was going to be a new tv channel just for dogs called DogTV, and he said, “I think there should be a channel called ComaTV, for people who are unconscious but their families still want the tv to be on 24/7.” Not sure what the programming should be; I guess it doesn’t really matter.

And then there’s ComaInducingTV, designed to put the viewer into a state of unconsciousness. We may already have that.

I’m sure there are plenty of other market niches that should have their own channels.

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I think it’s called CSPAN. :smiley:

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The Channel Channel

(for new age dimwits)

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There are two channels out there already that I think could be done way better:

A real Sci-fi channel

And A real Channel for men (Could do better than Spike)

I’ve also often wondered if a Star Trek channel would be viable. With their cult like following, it seems plausible.