In Dan Piraro’s “Bizarro” daily panel, he showed young men shaving parts of their heads to emulate Male Pattern Baldness.
Another approach was done by a biker in these parts. During the winter, he has a longish haircut. In the spring and summer, he shaves his scalp to reveal an elaborate fiery tattoo. He is known as Flamehead.
Oh yeah…ya can’t go past the mullet.
Or how bout a Beatles Mop Top.
I’m in the “shave it” camp.
Of course this picture of me taken moments ago might show my bias… http://www.tictokmen.com/stuff/head.jpg
How about a nice monk haircut?
Perhaps something like this: http://home.freeuk.com/elloughton13/images11/monk.jpg
Alternatively you could go for the “shave one side of the head” look - I’m sure that will attract girls too 
Good luck with it!
I won’t be doing anything that requires me to grow part of it long. I want it to look respectable but still cult like. The crew cut is an idea but I am looking more into the Galaxy Quest widow peak look.
Don’t know if this is quite what you’re after, but you could always try it
I had the reverse of that XJetGirlX when I was a punk rockin’ youth.
Whoops. Left out something. It has to be culty and brainwashed looking and also professional enough to wear to an office job.
I saw 'hawk it. And since your hair is (as you stated) relatively longish, do a rooster comb!
I dated a guy with a nifty multicolored rooster comb-
Did you know that shaving a guy’s head can be quite erotic?
do the jim carey haircut in dumb and dumber.
