Suicide - Least fuss, maximum organ preservation

The Red Cross thinks I have Mad Cow disease so I can’t donate.

When r Budd Dwyer held a press conference and shot himself in the head,he gave an organ donation card to an assistant first. Despite him shooting himself and medical care being called. Immediately, his organs weren’t usable from what I recall.

I was stung by a box jellyfish when I was 10. I don’t recommend it no matter how set you are on ensuring that your cadaver is of the most possible value to humanity.

Did you donate your organs?

No but I heard he provided a stool sample.