Amazon suggested “Bitch” as light summer reading. So I followed that rabbit trail and now have a pretty extensive catalog to choose from, including:
- Moody Bitches
- Secrets of a Side Bitch
- Grimey Bitch
- Trifling Bitches
- Bitch is Back
- Can’t Trust a Bitch
- Tell Yo Bitch
- Ratchet Bitches
- Duffle Bag Bitches
- My Bitch, Yo Bitch, Everybody Bitch 1, 2 & 3
- Every Thug Needs a Down Ass Bitch
And to wrap things up on the Labour Day Weekend:
Oh come on… not even a <snerk> out of a single one of you?
Tough crowd.
Well if we’re getting into sharing some wacky Amazon books territory (I did chuckle at all those, by the way) there is apparently a booming market for wacky and impossible gay erotica.
Including such titles as:
Pounded in the Butt by my Own Butt
Space Raptor Butt Invasion
I’m Gay for My Living Billionaire Jet Plane
Gay T-Rex Law Firm: Executive Boner
My Billionaire Triceratops Craves Gay Ass
My Ass is Haunted by the Gay Unicorn Colonel
Gay Lord of the Orcs
Mythological Beasts Turned Me Gay
Time Traveling Gay Egyptian Bae
Chasing Tail: My Date With a Gay Space Dragon
Seducers of the Galaxy: Sonic Raccoon’s Lust
Hell is Full of Buff Demons Having Gay Sex
The fun just never ends in Amazon-land!
This only has a slight tangential relationship to this thread, but it IS about a book so… Many years ago, as a teenager, I found myself interested in the poetry and life of Arthur Rimbaud (from reading the Jim Morrison biography, No One Here Gets Out Alive…) I came across a book in my local library called The Day on Fire, which was fiction, but based on Rimbaud’s life. To this day I recall how much I liked the book, and just last week I decided to try and find a copy. Apparently it is out of print and the few used copies I have found are more money than I would spend. But while searching I looked up some info on the author, James Ramsey Ullman, and was surprised to learn he mainly wrote about mountain climbing. But but… he also wrote a book, a travelogue of sorts, called Where the Bong Tree Grows, about his travels through the South Pacific. Amazon had it available and you bet I ordered it. It’s not scheduled to arrive until mid-July for some reason, but it sounds like a great summer read to me! </tangent>
Carry on.