Below you’ll find the beginning of a rather disjointed crime story. Perhaps you can do better! Continue writing the tale that begins with the murder of pastry heiress Ann Spillane. Help the detective delve deep into the mystery. I don’t expect any solver/scribe to be able to complete this story. If someone does, however, I’ll be happy to alert the media. Please make sure your sentences (or sentence fragments) all follow the rule of the puzzle. Also, every time you use a key word, score 1 point. Current point total is 14. Don’t worry too much about the blanks.
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*** A Case for the Private Investigator***
Ann: a dame…a woman, beautiful…an opiate. Since the crime occurred Wednesday evening–mummified! Who is the deceased? We’re hoping to divine just who was visiting her on Tuesday. Something quite ________ is possible.
(Remember this: a detective intuits a puzzle. Mysteries are inspiring!)
Sometimes you rapidly solve a ________. You’ll decipher if ________ criminals pirated rare valuables from some vault somewhere. Is the ________?
Pistols pilfered, I reckon. Guns ________ traced to shooting sprees in ________ Oklahoma. Detective Inspector reported, “Copies of Oklahoma ________ due soon.” Whatever. If Sweet Ann died of a…a…gunshot, ________ should benefit? Relatives, siblings, or a lost Spillane ________? Snooping around helps a 'tec to discover if Ann ________ anyone. Notice that pickaxe ________ polaroids.
“Who murdered this girl? Stupid! ________ snapshots!”
Clues exist: ________, burnt brownies, an ax, and a picture of cakes. Are spies operating here? ________!..