Upon observing the behaviour of squirrels, I noticed they give people a look - when they nibble their nuts, they glance at you. They want you to think they are afraid, but they are not. Instead, this is a look of knowledge and perhaps, a slight arrogance(Indeed - I have theory - one which, like your brains, is undeveloped, but this squirrel arrogance is like that of a human. We are not Ape offspring) - as if to say 'I know. I know it all. But yet, I sit here, nibbling my nuts, without a care in the world. Ah, and you people, dancing around me with your Tai-Chi -you haven’t a clue have you? God put us here as a test - to test the human being. Do you really think us animals cannot speak? We can! But you will never communicate with us until you try. But you won’t try will you? No - 'Oh they’re just animals…look we are bigger than them and, ooh 'eck, am ‘ungry bang’ and you kill us.
I am very aware of the knowledege which an animal stores in its furry brain. Dont you ever wonder why in many diets, they recommend a high nut intake? Ha, fools - you haven’t have you? Because nuts are the food of the genius.
Ever wondered why fish are able to swim around the same bowl, dance under the same seeweeded water? huh? Well, animals are occupied with their minds. They communicate with spirits(not the alcoholic variety - and i do not want to hear ridiculous replies such as ‘ha, compact disc - i suspect you’ve been communicating with one too many spirits yourself, ho ho’)and wondrous souls…they don’t need their lives to have the appearance of what a human being would call ‘A LIFE’. do you see?
fools!