This bears repeating. Thanks to Left Behind, many people, both Christians and non-christians, who hadn’t previously thought much or heard much or studied much about Christian eschatology, have gotten the impression that the version of the End Times depicted in Left Behind is the commonly accepted, Biblically mandated Christian belief about the end of the world. And this, if I understand correctly, was one of Tim LaHaye’s goals in writing the books. In the interest of fighting ignorance it’s good to point out that this is only one, relatively recent, Christian perspective.
Superman & The "Left Behind" series: Do people actually believe in this or is it just entertainment?
Via Slacktivist, here is Carl Olson’s critique of Left Behind’s theology (from National Review):
Offered without comment. I’m not a Christian, and I don’t have enough specific knowledge to enter this debate.
Your automatic acceptance of whatever you find on Wikipedia has once again lead you into error. If we instead consult a reliable source written by somebody who knows what they’re talking about, we quickly find that the Catholic position on these issues is not what you claim it is. Honestly, how often is this going to have to happen before you accept the fact that Wikipedia is garbage?
Back near the start of the decade I kept my own little Rapture Index going by observing what proportion of the four Baptist churches between my home and school were mentioning the Rapture on their signboards on any given day. My Rapture Index peaked at 75% in 2002. Enthusiasts, however, will be disappointed to know that it sank to 0% in 2003 and has remained there ever since.
In other words, belief in the Rapture is a fad that comes and goes kind of like cargo pants. And it’s quite dumb to believe in it, though not necessarily any dumber than secular apocalypses like the Y2K bug.
If it makes you feel better, I accept that particular fact wholeheartedly. I think we all do, deep down inside.
Zod, God; there’s only one letter different.
Very similar to the women who both themselves and their daughter were pregnant before marriage tour the country to urge abstinence.
As a devout atheist I would agree with that. The 2012 and Y2K folks drive me nuts.
Well, there was a legitimate reason to be at least mildy concerned - if Y2K had caught us unawares, then it would surely have punked a lot of people with some sort of negative results. Of course, we weren’t unaware, and any problems deemed important were naturally dealt with early and often.
It’s sort of like, it’s not irratinal to be a bit worried about a stovetop fire. It is irrational to be concerned about one after you’ve gone and bought smoke alarms and kitchen fire extinguishers. And buying that asbestos suit is just nuts.
ETA: I’m mildly concerned about the unix rollover date, though I forget when that will be. Regardless I figure other people will handle it (though if I was maintaining a unix app, I’d certainly take a glance at it.)
No, no, no! :mad:
You’re supposed to make some over-the-top claim that Movie Zod is significantly less sadistic than Old Testament Yahweh. Then I respond that you’re being overly broad. But since you didn’t do your part, now I have to point out that MZ could’ve killed a lot of people he didn’t, while OTY was clearly off his meds, and there’s no one to counter!
No, actually it is a doctrine accepted by only a small minority of Christian sects. Catholic, Orthodox and Anglican together make up a majority of Christians world-wide (US may be different). None of them believe in that doctrine. Add in the numerous Protestant sects that also reject it, and you are left with 25% or less (US only Christians probably more).
Yes, but OTY never became a transsexual drag queen on a bus in the Australian desert, so there’s that…
Then you misunderstand it. It’s an apt description, only in the sense that “The American Revolution was all about taxes” is an apt description of American History.
Why include Anglicans? They are just about 3% of the Christians worldwide.
OK, how about the “Anglican Communion” which is what I meant. It’s a bunch of different sects (including American Episcopalians) that have all banded together, and consider the Archbishop of Canterbury to be their leader, but with considerably less authority than the Catholic Pope. Collectively, they form a significantly larger percentage. Besides, they (like the several Orthodox sects) are an offshoot of Catholicism, share a very large body of doctrine, and most importantly are needed for me to get a majority by adding up “the big three”. 
But seriously, though, most theologians consider those three to belong together, separate from Protestantism, and together they form a majority of all Christians, world-wide.
No, no, no! There are Catholics, you see, and Orthodox, and Anglicans, and Mormons, and Jews and Muslims and Hindus; and then there are Christians. (All the other names just refer to variants of Satanism anyway.)
Yes, because if it happens after tribulations rather than before that makes it an entirely different thing…
For a one sentence description, it sounds fair enough. The American Revolution was a war that was fought over taxation. You might add other details, but that really doesn’t change anything. If you think it’s absurd for people to fight a war over taxes, regardless of what all other details about the Revolution you might add, it’s still a war over taxes. It continues to be “absurd”.
That’s the whole focus of the idea of rapture, so yeah - it’s entirely different. If the faithful have to stick around and take their lumps with the rest of us sinners, then there is no rapture.
But again, I suspect that the point of the OP is about absurdity not chronology. One is not more or less absurd than the other.
Hmm, you may have a point - if I was ranking end-of-days scenarios, that would be a relatively minor detail; after all, if a diety is willing to torture sinners forever in hell, why wouldn’t he warm them up a little with a pre-game show first?
Of course, this also depends on how much other stuff is being assumed and taken literally; there’s a lot of stuff in revelations that is rather specific and specifically nuts, so if anyone is trying to take it all literally it signficantly overshadows anybody who is very simple and vague about it - “Jesus is going to come again and then there’ll be the final judgement”, for example. (Most of the mormons I know rarely-if-ever get more specific than that, just to establish I’m not inventing the level of vagueness here.)