Superpowers of my minivan

You must drive an Eldora-D’oh! :smiley:

The minivan does this too! Two weeks ago we got some mulch, and the interior STILL smells like a farm.

About 3 or 4 years ago, I bought a new mini-van. Took me about 6 months to sell the old one. So my friends would tease me as a single man that owned two mini-vans. They asked me “why?”

I replied “Soccer mom magnet!”.