Sure my husband would prefer that I bear his child, but...

[Inigo_Montoya]

@Kalhoun

THirteen children? That’s a baker’s dozen!

Are you suggesting they should be cooked? I thought that was only for Irish kiddies?

[iampunha]

@Kalhoun

THirteen children? That’s a baker’s dozen!

Paging Jonathan Swift…

[Contrapuntal]

@Jurph

Any deity comes sniffin’ around my back porch and he’s going to get an earful for

(1) Existing in my vicinity despite my fervent disbelief in anthropomorphic deities,
(2) Being on my property, and
(3) Ogling my fiancée against her wishes.

If it turns out that Brad Pitt actually is a demigod, and he’s the one who shows up, well then okay, maybe we’ll have a threesome. But only if he’s really polite or naked or hot.

I can get polite **and **naked. Does that count?

[JeffB]

@Kalhoun

THirteen children? That’s a baker’s dozen!

Well, they are cheaper by the dozen.

[EddyTeddyFreddy]

@Kalhoun

Or a gaggle of gods!

Or a chorus of cherubim.

Or a drove of deities.

Or a herd of holy rollouts.

[FinnAgain]

Joseph, c’est le pigeon!!!

[Tinkertoy]

The Archbishop said he’s seen post-menopausal women give birth, including a 56-year-old who has had 13 miracle babies over the past three years.

56 years old and 13 babies in diapers? That would be my idea of Hell.

[elucidator]

A mess o’ Messiahs, an avalanche of Avatars, a chorus of Christs, a jumble of Jesii, a host of the Lord of Hosts, and helluvalot of hallelujah…

[elucidator]

@Tinkertoy

56 years old and 13 babies in diapers? That would be my idea of Hell.

I wouldn’t even leave a note. Why did he blow his brains out? What, you kidding?