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- the disinhibition is a key reason why many recovery rooms do not allow spouses to come in. Patients sometimes get very flirtatious with the recovery room staff, and even talk about things like past & present affairs & why the cute guy checking their dressing would be so much fun to give a blow job to…
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I re-resurrected this thread in order to relate something I heard yesterday.
I was in for a quick outpatient procedure. Before going into the procedure room, I dealt with about a half-dozen hospital employees, the last one being a very nice but nondescript middle-aged woman named Allison.
When I woke up, I heard this coming from a nearby curtained partition.
Patient (loudly): Is Allison here?
Nurse: [inaudible]
Patient: Are you Allison?
Nurse: [inaudible]
Patient: I want to see Allison.
Nurse: [inaudible]
Patient: Because I love her.
Nurse: [inaudible]
Patient (calling): Allison!
(My doctor approaches me, but is sidetracked by the other patient.)
Patient: Doctor, do you have my address?
Doctor: Yeah, I have your address.
Patient: I want you to give it to Allison.
Nurse: [inaudible]
Patient: But I love her!
(My doctor sits down next to me and opens a manilla folder.)
The procedure went well. We found something unexpected, but it doesn’t —
Patient (calling): Doctor!
Doctor: Just a minute, Bill. (to me) It doesn’t seem to be anything —
Patient (calling): Doctor!
Doctor: Just a minute, Bill. (to me) — anything to worry about. Here are —
Patient (calling): Doctor!
Doctor: Just a minute, Bill. (to me) — the photos. As you —
Patient (calling): Allison!
Doctor: — can see, we managed —
Patient (calling): Allison!
Doctor: — to get all of it. Here’s —
Patient (calling): Allison!
Doctor: — the written report. Do you —
Patient (calling): ALLISON!
Doctor: — have anything you want —
Patient (calling): AL-LI-SON!
Doctor: — to ask me?
Patient (calling): AL-LI-SON!