You know, the other night in chat, I got all over racinchikki’s ass because she was a bit insulting and dismissive of my beloved South. Perfectly understandable, given her situation. Suddenly transplanted to Mississippi from New York, she’s had to adapt quickly.
I would like to apologize for my temper.
As it turns out, we don’t need a Yankee to make us look bad…we’re capable of doing it all by ourselves.
Take a look at the picture gallery on the page. It’s a regular fucking laff riot.
In short, since the website sometimes loads slowly, some fucking cretinous frat boys from an all-white fraternity decided it might be fun on Halloween to dress up in blackface, “afro” wigs, and black fraternity T-shirts. But it doesn’t end there. Oh, no. These future Southern governors also dressed up in a wide variety of different extremely racist themes…KKK members, Confederate soldiers, etc. and, get this, held a mock lynching of a frat dude in blackface.
That’s right. In case your 21st century cultural filters wouldn’t allow your brain to register that one, let me repeat:
They fucking dressed up some anencephalic jerkoff in blackface and pretended to hang him.
Did the fun stop there? Not on your life! They then posted the pictures of the disgraceful event on the Auburn University website!
The mind truly boggles.
To Southern white fraternities: I hate you. I hate you with a bloody, screaming, aneurysm-inducing passion. You are worthless yuppie factories. You are the authors of 75% of what is wrong with the South today. I hate you. I hate you individually and collectively. I hate you for your bullshit “machine politics” that extend far, far beyond the borders of college campuses. I hate you for your fucking “Old South parades,” your evil, racist attitudes, and the infuriating impunity with which you commit stupid, thoughtless, heinous, and just-plain-evil acts such as this incomprehensibly tasteless Halloween party.
This place is home to me. It is beautiful, it is a crucible of history, it is a cultural birthplace. But how can I argue that the Bad Old Days are over, when these stupid bastards prove that they plainly aren’t?
May you be ground alive into compost, you fucking inhuman, soulless fools.