Surprises coming for voters for the Leopards-Eating-Faces Party

Ah, Thanks. That is such an evil fucking thought I would have never come up with that conclusion.

It’s a quibble, but that headline makes it sound as if it was the three sons who were arrested.

They probably consider that a bonus; people who participate in porn are sinners who deserve to suffer, after all. Porn where a woman is beaten until she participates in terror is morally superior to porn where she’s wiling in the eyes of people who support such laws.

But, but, how do they expect us to do “research”?

Age verification is something I know pretty much nothing about. I’ve only encountered it on the site where I read Oglaf on Sundays. Does a more strict one exist?

Facial recognition is one possibility I’ve seen brought up. Which is another way of saying “we want you to to install a surveillance system so you can be monitored at all times, at your own expense”.

While you masturbate.

NSFW lyrics

Can’t find it right now, but I recently saw an article about a research study confirming what should be basic common sense; kids denied access to Pornhub don’t shrug and go back to studying the Bible, they just find ways to access sketchier sites run by criminals.

That notorious South American gang PG13.

I keep wondering when they’re gonna come after romance novels. What we do is worse than mere porn - we suggest to women that their sexual and emotional fulfillment matters and that they deserve an emotionally available partner. Absolute mayhem in the hands of a teen girl.

Golf clap

I think that meme is going to blow up.

Alice? Who the fuck is Alice?

This made me smile :slightly_smiling_face:

You remember Alice. This is a song about Alice.

Not just teen girls - I discovered romance novels in my 50s, and they totally ruined me as an incipient incel. Well, not TOTALLY, but at 70 I’m still working on morphing into a dirty old gentleman…

Go ask Alice. When she’s ten feet tall.

I heard their rival gang, NC17, has more adult content.

No, it IS the point. Like with immigration. Make it a PITA to access legally, then when they do so illegally, label everyone (even those trying to comply) “a criminal” and go after them (or threaten to unless they stfu and obey).