Susan Lucci - Phyllis Diller connnection

Someone recently swore on a stack of bibles that Susan Lucci is the daughter of Phyllis Diller. This, I cannot believe. Other than skinny noses, I can’t see a resemblance.

I need verification so I can sleep at night.


I’m living so beyond my income that we may almost said to be living apart
-e e cummings

Mother:

http://mindspring.com/~vincegonzales/pdiller.gif

and daughter:

http://www.abc.go.com/soaps/all_my_children/images/bios/sbio/amc_sbio_lucci.jpg

???

Aaaaagggghhhhh!!!


“Can’t this lousy rotten useless fucking lump of cosmic shit planet make up it’s fucking mind? It just makes me sick.”
–Dr. Watson

Hah!! It’s a scary thought, ain’t it?

OK, I must be really bored. I’ve been searching everywhere and this is all I’ve been able to find. A gossip column that says they are not related.

Too much time on my hands…

They are not related in any way.


I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it.

On a related note, someone told me that Nico (as in The Velvet Underground and) is Beck’s mother. I really don’t think that’s true, but the guy who told me was cute and works in a record store, so I decided not to argue. Is it true? I don’t really see a resemblance at all.