Suzanne Somers has breast cancer

I just read it on CNN.com. When discovered, she had a partial mastectomy and radiation treatment, and her doctors wanted her to follow-up with chemotherapy.

Instead she’s using a homeopathic treatment.

“I really feel I’m licking this,” she said. Sigh.

Eve, you may want to lube up your obit-posting fingers.

Here’s a link to the story. If this thing reaches the inevitable end, will Suzanne qualify for a Darwin Award?

Being treated by homeopathy is about as effective as being treated by Homey D. Clown (and, personally, I’d take my chances with the latter).

Sad really.

If you’re stupid enough to use homeopathic methods, I think you deserve to have cancer riddle your body leading to an agonizing death. Cleanses the gene pool.

–Tim

Nooooo! I have masturbated to the thought of her beautiful breasts for over fifteen years!

Uh, Homer, she’s 54 years old. Much too late for such stupid choices to be maladaptive.

No, I think I’m the maladaptive culprit, and I’d bang her in a New York minute if I thought I had the chance.

Now, however… Eeeew.

I knew the Torso Track sounded too good to be anything but a carcinogen.

In the same show on tv they said she also got lipsuction for her thighs. Someone called it ‘thighgate’.