I regret to disagree with our moist and obviously well-read contributor, but “Popular Machines” is the well-known magazine devoted to reviewing top-selling electric sex aids on their famous “5-dildo” rating system, though they have recently started a creative series on how small kitchen appliances can be used as such. They are very popular.
This is the thing. With all these lab rats tests and guinea pigs we have today, why electric sex aids no better today than they were 50 years ago? As our sweltering poster might well ask, where is progress? And as he so eloquently put it when lamenting our lack of “Hologram, landspeeder or Mega vehicle”: Why are we not putting R&D into it?
I believe “Popular Machines” routinely asks the same question.