In this article—
an idiot named Maggie Shiels makes herself look like a total loser, & the editorial staff of the BBC joins in singing the Dimwit Chorus. :smack:
She says that two California scientists have perfected a technique of salvaging old wax cylinder records so that early recordings can be preserved. So far, so good.
And then…she says we will be able to hear the voice of Abraham Lincoln. :dubious:
The phonograph was patented in 1877. Lincoln was assassinated in 1865 !!
SOME FUCKING TRICK, YOU SQUIRRELLY BUCKET OF UNDERDEVELOPED HORSE CRAP!!
I am so fucking impressed that it’s a miracle that I just don’t piss myself!!
You drunken,flea-colony shithead!
You can’t use a computer?
You can’t use an encyclopedia?
You can’t read?
A brainless, sensesless inkstained, scribbling bucket of horse cum!
Cannot…handle rage/frustration…brain overload…YERRR-AAARRRRRGGGG!!