Swinging all night long on my 12 and a half foot tall swingset?

Nope, Ambivalid, can’t say I have.

I am, however, au fait with “pissing in the wind” and, thanks to Todd Carney, “bubbling”. Neither of which belongs in the swinging swing set.

  1. You’ve made nine threads during your short stay here, five of them which have been about swings or swinging. The other threads, which include how you love to shove pen caps up your nose, have all followed a distinct pattern.

  2. Most of this thread, topped off with this post here, has been the icing on the cake, it’s clear you’re only here to do one thing: Try to be outrageous and get possible negative attention. Your stay here has been short lived.